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that's it? there's nothing else? what do you mean the source material ends even earlier? that's where it ends? we were just getting to the good part!

Living with PEOPLE and a ROOMMATE asks me to do the "DISHES" like OK. SURE. SORRY for not getting to it EARLIER, I'll get RIGHT ON THAT. And then I DO the "DISHES," making sure each DISH is SPOTLESS before putting them in the "DISHWASHER" for ASSURANCE Then I let THEM know the DISHES are CLEAN!!! 👍

Don't waste food. Chew with your mouth closed. Don't speak with your mouth full. Don't spit things out onto your plate, use a napkin or similar item.

It'd be scary if you wore a mask for so long it stuck to your face. What'll your face look like when you rip the mask off? I worry it'd be unrecognizable. What if your face comes off with it? How connected to something can you get before it's a part of you?

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES- I WAS IN A SERVER, RIGHT? AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS WERE JUST AMONG US STUFF. I SHOWED MY CHAMPION UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND- THE LOGO, I FLIPPED IT AND I SAID, "HEY, BABE, WHEN

I like the Marriagetoxin ED. Why is it called ED? I can't think of what it might stand for. Like, obviously OP is OPening, but then what is ED? EnDing? Maybe I should just look this up. I just looked it up. I was exactly correct. What the fuck. That's dumb.

It's sorta like finding an artificial flower in a store that isn't really that appealing but was obviously watered, like someone didn't realize it wasn't real. Somebody clearly cares at least a little about it, but they don't care enough to notice it's not doing anything.