Mr. Lobanov
@xtransceivers.bsky.social
Lvl. 30 || Aspertia City's Gym Leader | PKMN Researcher | Normal- Type Specialist while Steel- Types want me dead. I like music and books; probably more than you.
I don't think this method of testing myself and my Pokémon is sustainable. I find myself finally getting lightning burns... Augh.
It's hard to keep your chin up when Legends press Their feet down on your neck and order; "WALK"... but you must persist !!!!!!!
It's funny, 'cause you never really expect there to be a shark on top of a mountain. And then once you really start getting along with the idea of a shark on top of a mountain, he's already bitten like... a whole puddle of blood out of you.
Spending time with Chiyo has me learning something new every day, like how many litres of blood can I lose before a Garchomp considers me dead.
You can be a freak and a Gym Leader. Look at everyone in Galar.
I wish I had been struck with illiteracy before reading that, but the gods have never once been just or kind.
Finally got my gym leader insurance card. Shoutout to Blue Heracross Blue Sheildon. 🤙
I need more data. There's just too many avenues one can take for teambuilding... Especially with everything that we know now. I don't know!!!!!
I've requested my positions be suspended from now until the last day of December, for personal reasons. This is far from a notice of resignation but I'll also have to have my classes in Paldea either replaced with a substitute, or just turned into an unofficial break period until I return. Sorry!
I was gonna say something important but then I craved a drink so hard I forgot. Eh, I'll remember it later.
Do you guys know how hard it is to respond over text with one hand??? My wit... My snappy comebacks... My poor wrist... I'm finished...
In the middle of the month, I'll outline my reasonings and convictions for decisions that will become apparent later. Very cryptic, I know, but it's hard to explain... Just a little forewarning.
I wish I was short. You guys all look like you're having fun while I have to tell everyone how the weather is. It's slightly cloudy.
It's with a heavy heart that I inform the people of Kalos that I will not be renewing my contract for the 2027 season. You have until December 31st to challenge and defeat me. More information to follow.