if transgender people acted how jk rowling pretends they do, they'd have taken her hostage, and forced her to bind her chest and wear a packer by now

playing mtga, day 1: idk if this is fun. . . playing mtga, day 2: my spider is driving a racecar vroom vroom

i played kingshot for 2 weeks and all it did was trigger my ptsd as i started to connive ways to organize the casual, f2p players of the kingdom into unionizing & adopting legalism against the rule-by-force p2w whale kleptocracy / oligarchy.

*stroking my chin* hmmmm, in a way, most americans online are technically using funding from the US military, too. (this is NOT real apologia, it is a corny, obtuse observation.)

club mydia

it seems like there is a glazing mongolia micro trend. you want those rare earth minerals bad, huh

the wrong people love when the line between "relax, it's all acting" and "you are actually hurting people" erodes

peter thiel is an investor in big think & the only reason i know this is because i looked it up after watching 2 mins of a big think youtube video with eric cline, who started describing civilizational collapse in the perverted way thiel likes. like innovation is horny for total collapse.

i'm not going to space. everything i like & despise is on earth. i'd pay to launch something i hate into space, provided it never returns.

i think one of the weirdest historical rectons / mandela effects is hitler's eye color. he was described as having pale blue eyes by neville chamberlain (among others who also personally met hitler). he is usually shown as brown-eyed in popular media (not just black & white photos)

my years belated broccolini review: pro: taste good con: one bag or bunch = appx. one serving

could i get a worse, weirder screenshot of 907 than this?, i thought to myself. (pic 1) then, the next day, i did. (pic 2)

trying to figure out if everyone knows what rubber ducky smell is.

(arguing in bad faith) more free parking? so you want MORE communism. i don't think so.

jaime pressly and margot robbie are kind of indistinguishable to me

i've got the need to give the fridge a good scrub down blues, don't want to remove those sheeeelves

I forgot about Terry Davis, HolyC, and templeOS. I wonder if he would say ICE agents glow in the dark, too.

outsider art seems to be made by the most interior, indoors people.

busy giddy minds with foreign quarrels

(throwing the usual apple of discord into the eugenics conference) Well, we can't pay for everyone's cancer treatment because of not wanting to, so I propose white genocide to eliminate the bulk of skin cancer from humanity.

you know politicians don't really read books because when they actually do they never shut up about it. obvi their assistants usually read the books & give them the notes.

the lady of the lake has made chester cheetah the new james bond.

my mom (who hates running the dehumidifier): the thermostat says the humidity is at 72%. (brightly) that's pretty good! me (not able to be manipulated in this way): that's actually pretty bad? it really shouldn't be above 55%. mom: (matter of factly) 72 is pretty close to 55.

might make stuffed eggplant for dinner

ohhhh honey. that's not how that works. 3.6F is correct.

we are awarding jimothy the nobel peace prize

it is kinda asinine to have a front door lock that is battery operated

after upgrading the hvac filter to a merv 11 less than 24 hours ago. i could tell within a few hours that the iaq was way better. then i checked and the filter was already totally covered in a layer of fine particulate. why the fuck was i using a merv 4 in the first place

smells like a hot dog that fell into the fire

even the air in america is bad