listening to The Story by Brandi Carlile and bawling for some reason
Happy to be sleeping in my own bed again but most importantly happy to be reunited with my bidet
Entered the stage of my life where I’m surprised when a young hip person wants to hang out with me
Crazy to think we will have to poop until we die
actually in disbelief i just got to see jesse lacy play a show at some guy’s house teenage me wouldn’t comprehend
Had my recurring nightmare of being hunted down by Gumby last night
Mean to me? whatever… but mean to my friends? I will fucking ruin your life
Propaganda. Name it whenever you witness it. Especially now. Document it, name it, share it.
Fun to poop in your childhood bathroom…. yeah i’m back in Thailand baby
There’s this white guy with a tiny beanie in my neighborhood who always walks his dog without a leash and I wanna go Karen on his ass
Last night I fell asleep with my AirPods in and during my midnight piss in a sleepy haze one of them fell into the toilet bowl and I had to fish it out
You can thank my complex in high school of feeling like the ugly one in my trio of gorgeous friends for my charming personality
what were yall up to last night? I was projectile vomiting in the bathroom until 3am
I regret to inform myself that I may have developed an intolerance to lactose based on some classified information
imagine me saying the words “twitch streaming resident evil 4” to my 71 year old asian mother and having no simple way to explain any component of this
love when i’m in a coffee shop and they play my favorite song
not me casually thinking i should get a steam deck and then finding out how much they cost
i’ve cried twice today and both times are because of the internet at this airbnb
panicked when my niece asked me why my stomach hurt and said i had diarrhea because i didn’t want to explain what a period was
i always am like “wow I want kids” when i see my nephews and niece then by minute 18 i’m like nvm
America’s funniest home videos theme was my introduction to ska
why are there so many galaxy photos on my feed I do not like thinking about space
