I made a Discord server for the sole purpose of finding and/or joining pickup scrims, because I've never seen a place actually suited for finding them (they /are/ generally more of a last minute thing after all) discord.gg/9cr7HmCAT
Yaris!
@yaris-spl.bsky.social
No I'm not named after the car | Division 6 if you see numbers the wrong way round | yet to learn how to count past 52
"I hate 52 gal" is actually a very problematic thing to say. "I hate 52 gal unless Yaris is playing it" is the correct version. Educate yourself.
What’s this? McDonald’s WiFi is looking for more members? Now’s a great opportunity to sell your sou- I mean.. get employed today! (Reposts appreciated!!!)
I have a mutually codependent relationship with my splatellites
If you think about it pining for 8s is the splatoon equivalent of hitchhiking
Splatoon Community Census 2026! Last year the form got over 1000 responses and gave some great insight into the community! This year's census will continue in its goal of encouraging dialogue and identifying issues within the scene It takes 10 minutes to complete! 🔗 forms.gle/xqYSpB7AanqJ...
Hi to all 4 of you who care I should say that I will be leaving McDonald's WiFi. This is just because other commitments in my life at present mean I cannot keep up a commitment to a splatoon team. I've had a great time on the team and I wish them all the best for the future!
No "see you next season" at the end of na league maybe I'm pessimistic but I think it's done for I cannot see in any way how Nintendo can see it as a good investment given the viewership and player numbers this season got
If I'm "too woke" then why am I so tired all the time checkmate liberals
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Collegiate Cephalopod Association | Collegiate Crossfire 2026@ccasplatoon.bsky.social · 3mo agoCollegiate Crossfire is BACK + JAPAN joins the fray! This year's battlefield is bigger than ever! With the addition of University Cup from Japan, the competition now spans both the Atlantic and Pacific in the race to crown a new champ! It all goes down on June 13th. Stay tuned for more details.
Me when I show up to meetings where people are expecting me to do loads of work before and I hit them with the humble "I fogor 💀"
I love the LGBTQ+ community and months, I wish there was something that merged these concepts
If 52 is so broken then why do I still manage to throw in X with it checkmate atheists
Vod reviewing myself is so funny because why after a game am I like "I feel like I tried everything why am I still losing :(" and then I watch the game back 48 hours later and see some over the most generational throws ever done in the history of splatoon
Broke : I want to play x to try and grind to an impressive looking peek Woke : I want to play x because I'm morbidly curious how low my x power will go
Unfortunately I do have to report that playing X rank may actually make you better as a player :(
If Yaris has been your x rank teammate in the last 6 months you may be entitled to financial compensation
When the rest of your team has the alternative queer music taste but you have the MUNA Carly Rae Jepsen queer music taste
Soooooooo may update we're 0/5 so far and for 2 of these I'm actively further away from achieving than at the start of the year
Yaris!@yaris-spl.bsky.social · 8mo agoGoals for 2026 because sure why not : > Start doing content of some description > 2000 XP in one mode at some point (maybe) (hopefully) > Try and attend one LAN (irl people are scary) > Hopefully try get w9 banned at some point > Try and grow my unis Splatoon team a bit
Can someone please suggest me to +3 next season I want to be the first person to get a 0.00% voting score
Wowwww so I'm not allowed to make plans with my friends anymore??????????
McDonald's WiFi 🍟@mcdonaldswifi.bsky.social · 3mo agoChat I'm trying to fucking sleep rn and Emma and Yaris are nextdoor screaming at eachother arguing about music
41 unprocessed cases. Reading that made my stomach drop. The SSC members should have NEVER been hacked and doxxed. Tournament organizers should have NEVER been treated this way. We’ve done so much harm to *our own community.* We can’t let something like this happen again.
Scepidilionz@scepidilionz.inkling.social · 4mo agoIt's time to tell you the truth. SSC has been dead for a long time. Let's talk. docs.google.com/document/d/e...
If you think about it bluesky is competitive splatoon LinkedIn