the new splatoon drama on twitter is funny and also sad because its always splatoon 1 fans. like these people don't deserve to call themselves splatoon fans. fuck that asshole in particular
Yaya
@yayakaori.bsky.social
🇨🇦/🇨🇵/🇲🇦 | sr overfisher, autistic splatoon 1 enthusiast and the kaori fan everyone knows about. 18+ and nsfw stuff sometimes. not normal about pikmin and unfortunately french (MINORS DNI) 🎧🟠🔲🩰
the type of shit nintendo should've stuck on instead of making actual promotion for their games
my friend came out to me today and i could never have imagined she is bi so i just looked at her like this
Moyashi Splatoon Heartwarming Squids 4-Koma & Violence Manga #1: Misandry
whoever dies on the pikmin planet seems to be remembered fondly by the planet itself. each and every creature, sentient or not, is stored into its memory. but even the pikmin planet gets things wrong sometimes.
best pikmin gijinkas i have ever seen ngl
Eyecager Sketchbook@amberbladejones.bsky.social · 2y agoidle Pikmin thoughts
im the biggest faggot ever why do i have a crush on ikabod splatoon man
'𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘮 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘮 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳.' New Chapter! Woah who's that green twink #art #NoLongerThemAU archiveofourown.org/works/861586...
''Wasting Pikmin Disease'' happens when a Bulborb ''contaminated'' by misfolded prions gets brought back to the Onion by Pikmin. The dead carcass looks clean from the outside, but the genetic material messes up the Onion's. Every Pikmin produced by these nutrient slowly rots over the course of weeks
pikmin devs when you ask them what the fuck they were on 20 years ago while making peenor machine gun fishes and jellyfish vageenes
i almost cancelled the rendezvous i was on a list for for almost 5 years plus because i somehow cant handle the stress of a dermatologist checkup at 7 a.m. because of splatoon raiders (it comes out in 3 days Why is my fucking brain like this)
i'm so tired of the concept of ''being in love'' recently. like i used to joke a lot w people abt being all like ''someday i'm gonna find my very own neurotic pikmin fan boyfriend chungus'' but like i think it hurt me more than it should've. learn selfishness before love
My 5th character for #artfight and my first 3 attacks! Syje - me! Neban - @yayakaori.bsky.social Dalia - bironmansimp on Artfight Violette - @catbatcharlee.bsky.social #sonicoc #fanart #artfight2026
what if they made a pikmin puffmin variant that forcefemmes the pikmin like massospora cicadina does in cicadas. but instead of forcefemming them it just gives them overly ''feminine'' traits that tricks other pikmin into interacting with them (pikmin have no notion of gender. remember that) to-
