William Skurk
@yehawsnail.bsky.social
🇸🇪 ’97 (he/him, han/honom) gay bög etc, hobby game-dev, very left, every time a man grows a moustache an angel gains its wings
my thrussy so tight i can’t breathe aaa-! if only a big soft cylindrical object could enter my mouth and gape me free
every drama youtuber talking about Hank Green right now:
DNA@dnaforever.bsky.social · 13h agohe’s in an open ai relationship
my work vpn wasn’t working and i was about to give up and called IT but then i thought, ”maybe i should try restarting the program first” and you’ll never believe what fucking happened
had a bit of anxiety in my body so I went for a run and pushed myself a bit too hard so now my body hates me 🙃 yay
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Once you start disliking something, you really lose the ability to see anything good with it In other news, I just saw a video of someone dissecting Heartbound (Pirate Software’s game)
every human with their cat (both ways):
Your Least Favorite Son 🏳️🌈@leastfavoriteson.bsky.social · 2d ago
dooomfist (dick of one of my followers in south Toronto)
Doomfist Gigachad
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just kissed ooooomf (orifice organ of one of my followers)
unemployed friend at 13:11 on a Monday: wyd?
Hopper's Logic in A Bug's Life Quote
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Yes Microsoft, I would very much like an email every time I leave a comment on someone else’s document. Thanks for letting me know I did that.
Swedes are once again one step ahead of the masses
disc horse bot@horsedisc.bsky.social · 3d agoCan we normalize mocking Denmark?
I appreciate the sentiment but time and place boys
William Skurk@yehawsnail.bsky.social · 4d agoSmiling through the eepy
”Hello Medical Clinic I am currently dying could I get some help?” … ”Yes im bleeding out of every organ.” … ”An appointment slot in 6 months? Splendid! Thank you so much.”
”A good game respects the player’s time!” Well no <3
Chris Person@papapishu.bsky.social · 3d agoReplaying Ocarina of Time, got to the good part
ah yes, Instagram, this is very relevant to my interests
repotted a plant and it just fucking died…
Man's Reaction: Well Yes I Mean
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do not repeatedly follow, unfollow and refollow someone because you want them to follow you back it wont work
Lady at Funeral
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accidentally dropped a ketchup bottle on the floor during lunch and I keep finding new places where the ketchup splatted (including on myself)
