they’re bringing back the Ernest series and making Vern woke this time

i wonder how many 19 year olds there are who are named Hermione and fucking hate their parents

kinda funny how the talk around Beast of Reincarnation was “bro Nintendo is holding Game Freak back” and the end result is an extremely derivative game that looks OK at best and runs like shit on a PS5 Pro

they say every culture has its own Rizzler

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saw someone on Hinge whose job was “Founder” and i’ve never swiped right harder

“everyone uses AI” at one point in time everyone smoked cigarettes while pregnant too, doesn’t mean it was a good idea

yesterday a bunch of people misinterpreted my distaste for the term “friendslop” as me saying the type of game it describes doesn’t exist. that’s not true. my point is that the linguistic construction of the term itself is horrible and we don’t need to accept 4chan bullshit in our daily lives

i saw a clip of the upside down kiss from raimi spider man and it’s crazy how much more horny that is than anything in the MCU

I’ve received a leaked design document for Kingdom Hearts 4 and it looks like there’s a scene where Goofy sucks off the Master of Masters crazy style

from what they’ve shown in marketing so far i think Fortune’s Weave has the best character designs in a Nintendo game in a minute

it’s cool that if you turn on ESPN nowadays you’re fairly likely to see the 24th best QB in the NFL discussing the lab leak conspiracy with a man in a tank top

the fortune’s weave tracks on nintendo music are outstanding

gamers of the night roll call

bobby witt having a nice night off the IL, love to see it

this was about Beast of Reincarnation

woke stifler@yelix.bsky.social · 2w ago

hot video game lesson from me to you: if a game has an english dub but the japanese voice track is still the default, there’s probably a reason for that

if you don’t have the Nintendo Music app, i strongly advise listening to the full theme song for the new Fire Emblem before it gets yanked off youtube youtu.be/hZ0nnMUz1Ls?...

The Blaze – Cycle of the Sun - Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave (HQ) (OST)

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Woke Stifler Heavy Industries has been acquired by Saudi Arabia

deleting tweets that gain too much traction rocks

pretty wild that people will be playing The Duskbloods in a couple of weeks and we still have no real idea what it is

guns in fantasy settings are always cool

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really loving all the Latin flavor in the new Fire Emblem music tracks

the episode they did in The Sims blew my mind

josh da boss@thrashinbatman.bsky.social · yesterday

have you considered: The Drew Carey Show

everyone is doing “remember some guys” but for old sitcoms in my mentions, highly recommend this

the popularity of Nick @ Nite was really funny because you’d be in high school in 2008 with friends who were longtime fans of The Golden Girls

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a clarifying statement i feel the need to make regarding my fire emblem opinions is that i don’t really like tactics games that much in general, so the things around the tactics are what draw me to those games

i love that there was a whole ass other fire emblem game between three houses and fortune’s weave but everyone talks about fortune’s weave like “ah yes finally the sequel to three houses”

everyone for the last 14 months: ugh we need a big switch 2 RPG nintendo: here is the biggest game ever made. it looks awesome. fuck you