MASTER KOHGA
@yigamaster.bsky.social
LEADER OF THE YIGA CLAN, THE ONE AND ONLY MASTER KOHGA! NOW GET BACK TO WORK LACKEYS, IM TAKING A NAP! [Parody RP account for fun, not associated with anyone]
WHAT?! EXCUSE ME?! DO YOU REALLY KNOW SO LITTLE OF THE YIGA CLAN? TO CLAIM WE ARE ‘MORONS’.. MAKES.. //YOU// A MORON! HAH!
𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗖.@hylianfantasy.bsky.social · 2y ago"...So like do you come from a town where everyone's a full on moron orrrrrr?"
PSH. YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME! MASTER KOHGA, OUT! (A huge puff of smoke outlined with the clans sigil rises from where he was once standing. He can be seen a couple meters away running away on foot.)
THIS IS MY NORMAL TONE OF VOICE. WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING SO QUIETLY?
𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗖.@hylianfantasy.bsky.social · 2y ago"Not really, I got saved. Also, why are you screaming?"
OH! WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO! BUMPING YOUR HEAD PROBABLY MADE YOU FORGET!
𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗖.@hylianfantasy.bsky.social · 2y ago"No, but I fell from the sky. Does that count?"
MASTER KOHGA NEVER FAILS. BUT ONLY SOMETIMES WHEN IM KILLED. BUT DEATH IS ONLY TEMPORARY.
(Eats banana. Throws peel. Slips on own thrown peel.) WHOEVER PUT THAT THERE IS GETTING THROWN IN THE DUNGEON.
(Scratching back of head. Turns around. Does a spin. Looking cluelessly.) UHM. I DONT GET WHATS SO FUNNY. IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.
𝕯𝖎𝖓𝖗𝖆𝖆𝖑@draconicflames.bsky.social · 2y ago"BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
(Wearing an ‘I <3 bananas’ shirt. Don’t ask where he got it from.)
I THINK YOU ALL SHOULD JOIN THE YIGA CLAN. WE HAVE BANANAS. AND THE POWER OF THE DEMON LORD. AND EVEN MORE BANANAS.
//i kinda need kohga and a zant to be friends. i think it fits. or they’d cause a riot somehow
PSH… NONSENSE! I JUST CANT STAND SEEING SOMETHING SO TACKY.. UNLIKE MY GLORIOUS MASK HERE!
Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 2y ago"What's the matter, Kohga? Afraid of a little mask?"
//apologies for the slow activity, just been sick irl and the holidays but im gonna pop on more soon! ^_^
//oh master kohga is absolutely trying to usurp that throne. But in slapstick style. He probably wouldn’t get very far to be fair, he’d probably get somebody else to dispose of them and then pit the blame on them lmfao
HUH.. DID I REALLY PAUSE FOR THAT LONG? WAS THE ECHO OFF? … NO, NO MAYBE IM JUST IMAGINING THINGS! SURELY! NOTHING CAN FOOL MASTER KOHGA!
(And now, he’s pathetically running away. He ends up tripping mid run, and grunts.) ..OH WHAT AM I DOING, IM NOT RUNNING AWAY.. IM TELEPORTING AWAY! (POOF!)
..WHERE DID YOU GET THAT MASK?! NOBODY SHOULD BE WEARING THAT.. UHM.. GAUDY THING!
GOOOOOD MORN—…AFTERNOOON! TOTALLY DIDNT SLEEP ALL MORNING!
//ill get to replies soon! got a cold irl so ive been a little tired/resting but ill reply either later tonight or tomorrow morning!