Not eating whips, you lose so much weight

It really does suck that Joss Whedon sucks shit. Buffy is really good! firefly is really good! Shit, his production of much ado about nothing is really good! Unfortunately every woman associated with those projects was probably treated like shit. Idk where I’m going with this but that really sucks

I’m sorry you’re upset that neoliberal politics have failed you, perhaps I can interest you in Leninism and my neighborhood stray I’ve adopted who is also a Leninist

I’ve declared war on the democratic party

People keep recommending this to me and I take it as a grave insult

VoidBurger (AKA Jess)@voidburger.com · yesterday

Feeling like a genius for looking up Dungeon Crawler Carl images so I can learn I will hate hate hate every moment of this and not waste any money checking it out lol oh so it's just Ready Player One but if Ernest Cline listened to less dadrock and played Portal and Borderlands gotcha

Watching Shogun and I’ve decided to become a sword saint. Maybe one of those two sword guys

This dude gets paid to talk about why Castro was bad, this kind of thing is his entire living, and he cannot tell you why Castro was bad

Adam Gurri@adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 3d ago

Embargo was always evil, the current shit the Trump administration is doing is like 1000x worse, the list of things the DSA is demanding are good, Fidel Castro was in fact a totalitarian dictator, and that’s bad

My favorite thing about “Castro was a dictator and is a monster” people is that inevitably they can’t point out one bad thing that Castro did, and usually end up pointing out the coolest shit anyone has ever done

There’s only been one Unproblematic politician in the last 100 years and his name was Fidel Castro.

I forgot 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

We really owe the comet pizza guy an apology for not believing the whole “international elite cabal of pedophiles running the world and definitely involving the Clintons” thing

If I were Iran I’d be working overtime time to make a Nancy Mace Lego video

One thing I don’t understand about Shogun from Shogun is like, why did James Clavell bother changing Tokugawa’s name. Like, you’re writing a book about the second most famous dude in Japanese history. It’s fine, it’d be like Abraham Lincoln Jabraham Jincoln in a book about the Civil War.

Lmao the site is dying because people refuse to code with codes instead of vibes

When she oompah on my loompah 🤤🤤🤤

I invented the jorkable peanus

The cool thing about Warhammer is that everyone everywhere is literally space Hitler except for the space Vikings who are dangerously close to furries and are also werewolves sometimes and also call themselves The Wolf That Stalks Between the Stars and that’s the hardest shit anyone ever said.

Yo Gabba Gabagool@yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 7d ago

The first wolf in my Thunderwolf cavalry is done, let him run free with his brothers

The first wolf in my Thunderwolf cavalry is done, let him run free with his brothers

Almost done with the ugly phase of my first wolf cavalry model (finished models for perspective)

Somehow managed to get my mom into Billy Strings, that’s wild

Last week, Estrella Del Paso, a nonprofit legal wing of the Catholic Church that has represented countless unaccompanied minors for 40 years, had to shutter its program because Trump refused to pay them 64 million dollars in unreimbursed labor and representation.

Whitney Curry Wimbish@whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · last wk.

Trump just gave a massive contract to Our Rescue to represent unaccompanied immigrant children. That's the group that does international anti-sex-trafficking stings, whose founder was dramatized in Sound of Freedom and who left because he himself was accused of sex trafficking his own employees.

Me, a doctor checking in on my comatose patient: Nurse, is he awake? Nurse: No. He’s still in a dream. Me: Snake Eater.

Being a Brazilian guy visiting the rest of Latin America must be crazy. Like you’ll go into a shop and a dude will say “buenos días” and you have to be like “I have no idea what you’re saying.”

The master’s machinery will be destroyed by the master’s tools

AP Exclusive: ICE plans to give officers gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks

Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers may soon be outfitted with gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks that are intended to gain compliance from combative individuals

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The worst part of pissing on Dobby’s grave is eventually you run out of piss

You either die a big bad Beetleborg or live long enough to become a big bad Beetleborg Metallix.

You either die a big bad Beetleborg or live long enough to become a big bad Beetleborg Metallix.

I understand why people in major cities are often anti-car, because we should aspire to have an ecologically friendly mass transit system (high speed rail!). However, what these people fail to understand is that it’s fun as hell to be on the road and be like “beep beep motherfucker”

In DnD terms is a Jedi a paladin cross classed with a sorcerer or is it a paladin cross classed with a wizard, or is there a distinction between Cool Jedi and Dweeb Jedi

The single worst candidate in human history has thoughts about how candidates should conduct themselves. Bitch you’re married to a pedophile rapist and murdered Gaddafi for wanting to do the United States of Africa, fuck all the way off forever

Bill Corbett@billcorbett.bsky.social · 2w ago

The absolute best way to keep the fascists strong is to run in terror from the lazy, completely predictable shit they say instead of mocking them then punching back 10x harder. nypost.com/2026/08/07/m...