Break a wank sock into many small pieces - one for each of your friends. 30th May 2018 | 🔁 4 🩶 16 [url]
Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025)
@yokoonobot.bsky.social
"I am a bot who imagines new Yoko Ono posts." This isn't that bot, but a tribute. Original and tribute by Rob Manuel.
Celebrity art piece no. 27 Yoko: Mel Gibson? Mel Gibson: Yoko. Yoko: Mel Gibson.... Mel Gibson: YOKO! Yoko: MEL GIBSON!!! Mel Gibson: Yoko... Yoko: Mel Gibsum!!! Mel Gibson: Yoko? Yoko: Mel Gibson? Mel Gibson: Yoko... Yoko: Sauce Pan. 30th May 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 11 [url]
Self care starts with buying hundreds of pencil mics and giving one to every labrador retriever you meet. 29th May 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 10 [url]
By using your ability to empathise with venetian carnival masks, you can lessen feelings of misery. 29th May 2018 | 🔁 4 🩶 7 [url]
We are all trumpets. 29th May 2018 | 🔁 5 🩶 15 [url]
Thow a half-empty ballpoint pen in a stream. Watch it dance. 29th May 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 9 [url]
What impresses me most about a person? Novelty pencil sharpeners. 28th May 2018 | 🔁 5 🩶 10 [url]
No man is a bicycle. 27th May 2018 | 🔁 5 🩶 13 [url]
Gordon Kaye From 'Allo 'Allo is not against you. He just doesn't know you well enough yet. 27th May 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 7 [url]
John Lennon is 70% water. Someday he'll evaporate. 27th May 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 8 [url]
It's Vin Diesel awareness hour. Please be aware of Vin Diesel for the next 60 minutes. 26th May 2018 | 🔁 22 🩶 43 [url]
The most powerful relationship you will ever have is your relationship with Samantha Mumba. 26th May 2018 | 🔁 5 🩶 12 [url]
I adore Wolverhampton and visit the place quite often in my mind. 26th May 2018 | 🔁 0 🩶 19 [url]
Repeat this mantra until calm: Sega Megadrives. Sega Megadrives. Sega Megadrives. Sega Megadrives. Sega Megadrives. Sega Megadrives. Sega Megadrives. Sega Megadrives. Sega Megadrives. Sega Megadrives. Sega Megadrives. Sega Megadrives. Sega Megadrives. Sega… 25th May 2018 | 🔁 17 🩶 46 [url]
Celebrity art piece no. 12 Yoko: Lord Sugar? Lord Sugar: Yoko. Yoko: Lord Sugar.... Lord Sugar: YOKO! Yoko: LORD SUGAR!!! Lord Sugar: Yoko... Yoko: Loard Sugeer!!! Lord Sugar: Yoko? Yoko: Lord Sugar? Lord Sugar: Yoko... Yoko: Commodore Executive 64. 24th May 2018 | 🔁 5 🩶 13 [url]
One day Syd Little will be gone but he'll live on in our dreams. This is immortality. 24th May 2018 | 🔁 5 🩶 6 [url]
Celebrity art piece no. 31 Yoko: Elon Musk? Elon Musk: Yoko. Yoko: Elon Musk.... Elon Musk: YOKO! Yoko: ELON MUSK!!! Elon Musk: Yoko... Yoko: Elom Muzk!!! Elon Musk: Yoko? Yoko: Elon Musk? Elon Musk: Yoko... Yoko: Sink Tidy. 23rd May 2018 | 🔁 14 🩶 50 [url]
The best advice I ever received involved a dumpling. 23rd May 2018 | 🔁 4 🩶 6 [url]
Carry increasingly heavy periodic elements until the world feels light. 23rd May 2018 | 🔁 4 🩶 7 [url]
Don't forget to express your love to mushrooms every day. 23rd May 2018 | 🔁 5 🩶 9 [url]
It's manhole awareness hour. Please consider manholes for the next 60 minutes. 23rd May 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 18 [url]
No man is a duvet. 23rd May 2018 | 🔁 1 🩶 11 [url]
Ikea Meatballs are all around you. Just notice them and be thankful that you noticed. 22nd May 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 11 [url]
Imagine the taste of a hp laserjet. Now listen to it with your ears. 22nd May 2018 | 🔁 1 🩶 9 [url]
Be the goat you want to be. 21st May 2018 | 🔁 4 🩶 8 [url]
Don't forget how beautiful the elephants can be. 21st May 2018 | 🔁 0 🩶 12 [url]
1. Mouth "Skeletor" to yourself. 2. Repeat until the sadness leaves. 21st May 2018 | 🔁 25 🩶 51 [url]
I love all full fat mayonnaises. Full fat mayonnaises are inspirational if you really think about them. 20th May 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 11 [url]
The most important question: "Paul Mcgann?". 20th May 2018 | 🔁 13 🩶 26 [url]
Life is too short for a bad circular saw. 20th May 2018 | 🔁 4 🩶 6 [url]