TWO NEW TEAS!! Sorry for shouting. We're just a bit giddy. One tastes like cake. One tastes like pudding. Both taste like tea, because they are tea. More details 👇
Can the employee on desk 237B PLEASE wash their mug? Whatever’s growing in there has started asking for a salary.
Can't wait for February to start so we can quit the gym again.
It's International Coffee Day. A moment to put our caffeine-based differences aside and unite against our common enemy: soup.
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It's National Biscuit Day, which means you're obliged to eat biscuits - and nothing but biscuits - for 24 hours. Anyone caught breaking the rules will be immediately arrested by a police officer dressed as a giant Hobnob. #NationalBiscuitDay
This biscuit is named after the French city, so the correct way to say it is... “Strasbourg.”
I pronounce it 'Nice' myself, but I've never been sure I've got it right. How do you pronounce it?
If this ever happens to you, hand in your resignation immediately. Nobody should have to work under those conditions.
Just a reminder that taking 80 tea bags into work every Monday is a guaranteed way to get promoted. 📷 instagram.com/alice_cary
Ping! Welcome to a new era in tea. This is Yorkshire Tea Microbrew. No more waiting for the kettle to boil like an idiot - our patented microwave BrewpouchTM is pre-infused and piping hot in just 60 seconds. Available in Original, Gold and Caramelised Biscuit. Join the #Teavolution
Eclipse schmeclipse. What's actually happened here is that the Tea Gods have taken a bite out of the Magical Space Biscuit.
Nicely timed bit (lot) of cloud let me see the solar eclipse with my phone camera. #eclipse #eclipsesolar
Strongly contemplating just having eight custard creams for breakfast.
This just in: Biscuit Brew officially better than actual biscuits.
Yes, we’ve got a giant box of Decaf in the office. What of it?
And if it’s not in the rooms, they should lose a star.
Today we're handing out tea to babies! Wait, that can't be right... *Checks email* OK, sorry. Today we're handing out decaf tea at a baby show. To grown ups. Phew.