Kiyote

@yotie72.yiffy.com

Level 54, Santa Cruz Mountains Coyote! Lives for fun and mischief. Not work safe all the time … So please no minors

I’m at the age where getting a class lawsuit check in the mail brings me zero excitement *Checks* $64! That’s pretty much bigger than almost any class action check I’ve ever gotten Which means at some point I probably got screwed on the $5000 and the lawyers got most of the settlement

Does anyone know why there’s a tech billboard with a sexy female donkey furry on it on Highway 101 north heading in to San Francisco?

My father, shortly after World War II in Germany! Happy Father’s Day! I wish I could’ve had him around a lot longer Like most of his coworkers, he literally killed himself working in a steel mill, inhaling toxic fumes He really was a great dad.

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I haven’t worn a watch since high school! I decided to get something that screams I’m cheap and practical Because I’m cheap and practical A $35 Casio fit the bill!

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I’m trying to think of a new theme for furry cons We’ve already done ancient Egypt, James Bond, steampunk, cyberpunk, Harry Potter, Star Wars… Has anyone done the SS Carpathia? It rescued Titanic survivors. Imagine soaking wet fursuits screaming in terror while looking frantically for loved ones

Why are you staring at your phone, which provides you constant communication with loved ones, news updates, stock quotes, operates as a camera and music player and gives dopamine hits through validation on social media while connected to a database that contains the entire breadth of all knowledge

I should’ve read the instructions on my $11 bluetooth speaker because the “low battery warning sound” is more like an incoming missile siren on a navy ship. At 2:00 AM there was suddenly a shrieking sound coming from somewhere downstairs and I had no idea what it was. Bout to yeet it!

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