// can’t believe im back on my itto shit. this guy is my husband. and also my me. hello. hi. im normal.

// MUTT U JUMPSCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME WITH MY OWN ITTO HOLY MOLY LMFAOOO

// me when a character is considered ‘annoying’ or ‘hated’ and my socially inept ass latches onto them bc That’s My Me

Sniff. Mornin’. (Half asleep. Has been dragged into the waking world against his will.) M’supposed’a… Uh… Mmmm… What was I doin’? Mmph… Wanna go back t’bed…

Can’t sleep so I’m gonna climb trees. If you hear loud noises it’s fine! It’s part of the process!

// gonna need yall to use smaller words my brain ain’t fit for this kind of exertion

GOOOOOD MORNINGGGGG ALL THE NATIONS EVERYWHERE!!!!! I’m practicing yelling REALLY LOUD so everyone can hear me even in, like… Mondstadt. HEYYYY KNIGHTS GUYS!!!! GOOOOOD MORNINGGGGG!!!!!!

Okay, limbo is a STUPID game and it’s totally rigged.

To catch the beetle, you must become the beetle. Yes.

Oh, yeah, and good morning other nations too! ‘Cept Fontaine. That place SUCKS.

GOOOOOD MORNING INAZUMA!!!

// FUCKS SAKE

a man with a watch on his wrist is covering his mouth

ALT: a man with a watch on his wrist is covering his mouth

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“Uh, who /cares/?” Idiot. IDIOT. “Some lame old stuffy judge person is DEFINITELY not gonna tell me what to do either! The slammer ain’t new to me, y’know! I’m hardcore! Back in Inazuma, I used to get myself cuffed just for the free food! Ha!”

iudex@oceaniimperium.bsky.social · last yr.

“Hm.” It’s a bemused sound, raising a brow and index tapping once at the handle of his cane. “Are you not familiar with how Fontaine runs and who, exactly, is in charge of the Court?”

HANDS ON HIPS. INDIGNANT. “Uh, ‘SCUSE me, this VIEW is a GIFT to the people, from me!” Gesturing to… All of himself, in general. “You’re really gonna tell me to cover up FINE ART?” HUFF. “Raiden Shogun can’t tell me what to do, how come you think YOU can, huh? HUH?”

iudex@oceaniimperium.bsky.social · last yr.

…. Deadpanned, unimpressed stare at the mention of Inazuma’s archon. “I care not for what the electro usurper’s rules or concerns are. Neither do I of this…. ‘View’, as you crudely put it. A shirt, if you kindly will.”

Puh-lease, that’s like… Waaaaaay low on the list of things the Shogunate’s mad at me about. Us oni run hot, my dude! Ventilation is key! And it’s not a bad view either, eh? Ehhh???

iudex@oceaniimperium.bsky.social · last yr.

“Public indecency laws, monsieur. They do indeed exist. Please cover up a bit….”

Everyone keeps sayin’ it’s hot and stuff… Why don’t you guys just go shirtless? It works for me! Gotta let it all breathe, man!

‘Magical girl’..? … But all girls are magical. I don’t get it.

// oh jeez exposing my cringe food: steak ‘n fries 😎 season: fall obviously my bday is in octobr!!! drink: sugar free monster bc i’m responsibly insane color: RED!!! also bright orange!! and neon blue!! and sakura pink specifically!!!! anime: bsd LOL. shugo chara too….

𝐙𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐢.@historiaantiqua.bsky.social · last yr.

/ I will not be beating any allegations with my answers to this... Food: Lechon kawali or yanduxian Season: Autumn :) Love when all the ginkgo trees by me turn yellow Drink: Osmanthus tea or matcha latte Color: Gold or brown. Glancing at my entire wardrobe Anime: I don't watch anime

// going thru my screenshots and having a giggle

SAME HAIR!!!! :D

Oh she’s speakin’ in that one language NOPE WE’RE LEAVING BEFORE THINGS GET SET ON FIRE

… Am I supposed to break this up or..?

I CAUGHT A FROG!!! …. What now.

I TOUCHED IT

Okay setting a large flat rock on fire doesn’t cook the same as an actual pan, BUT. It DID cook. I think I got somethin’ here.

// scouring the crevices of my little brain to figure out decent reasons 2 @ people but my thoughts aint thoughting ??? head empty BUT IM TRYING

GOOOOOOD MORNING! I wanna make the world’s BIGGEST pancake today so I’m gonna need a really, really big pan. Like… REALLY big.