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Lives right next to your grandmother's house - where you keep your moped. Self-Made Orphan. Mystery Celebrity. Casino Audiophile. Prod: Danger! Health Films

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Your Canadian Girlfriend@yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 14h ago

I have determined that the White House at this point is in a "Emperor's New Clothes" mode where nobody wants to admit that the president doesn't smell. By getting others to refuse to wipe, they all smell nasty inside the Oval Office. It's like a hog farm inside there. It's part of the cult.

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Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 19h ago

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.” “I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”
@matthewsocey.bsky.social · 2d ago

The cast of 1776 at Richmond Civic Theatre could be a gang in The Warriors. The Congressmen aren’t in the film, but definitely in the novel. We rule the finance district in lower Manhattan. If anyone invades our turf, we say “nay.” Aug. 6-16. Go to gorct.org for tickets. Come see us play-YAY!!!

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