The only safe way for you to see her 😺

When he understands a niche Peep Show reference with 0 explanation

My "weird" crush is definitely Memeulous 😂 HOWEVER in a recent video he made a comment about people whose entirely personality is Peep Show...honestly yes, yes it is George and god it feels amazing x

Needed some jiggle ASSistance #WagonWednesday #Fishnets #NSFW

Still so denied ⛓️

The incorrect your/you're can make someone go from a 8/10 to a 2/10 😵‍💫

#AlexAsks for 🍑 and I'm keen.

🐦‍🔥 Alex (Bike fixing goal 40%) 🔞🇫🇷 2.3K@fralexander.bsky.social · 20h ago

Since we've hit 50 likes on the feed, Wednesday, #AlexAsks for... 🍑 ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕤 —Let's match the official wagon day! 👀 bsky.app/profile/did:...

I know it's giving high school but I'm a sucker (if you'll pardon the pun) for a love bite

I fear you all stroke my ego too much..someone be mean to me 😂

Deets (yes I have moisturised my hands since I have v sensitive skin)

Spotted when I was in Amsterdam: a very good boy

In stark contrast to my latest posts, where's my People Just Do Nothing fans?

Slippery when wet

I wish you could send media in DMs here. It would make it a lot easier to send tippers/gifters lil' surprises from yours truly 😵‍💫 might have to start using Telegram for convenience but don't want to open what MAY be the gates of hell

A lil' birdie told me some of you may be partial to red..

#AlexAsks for music 🎶 (let's pretend Alex asked for it to be non-sexy, dusty decks, and DnB) 2 tunes are: Cocooned - Bungle Back to Reality - RMS

🐦‍🔥 Alex (Bike fixing goal 40%) 🔞🇫🇷 2.3K@fralexander.bsky.social · 2d ago

Tuesday, #AlexAsks for... 🎵 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕔 —Anything music-related! Headphones, instruments, vinyls... or just the vibe. Bonus point if your sexy picture is accompanied by a link to your soundtrack of the day. 👀 bsky.app/profile/did:...

Colour or monochrome..what you saying? 🤔

I've found my Peep Show gang, but are there any Summer Heights High fans on here?

Archetype: unhinged princess x

This morning's vibes ✨

Paradise

LL COOL J, Amerie · 10 · Song · 2002

open.spotify.com

#TeasingTuesday that teeters on denial ⛓️

The beauty of it all@discreetmatures.bsky.social · 2d ago

Good morning bluesky, I hope you all have a wonderful day #TemptingTuesday #TeasingTuesday if you want to join in with #TemptingTuesday or #TeaseTuesday reply or quote this post and I will share them all.

Instead of gooners, can we start saying feckless cum-shedders on here?

Does anyone else have a 'what if an axe wielding murderer walks in here' exit strategy for any public space they're in or is just me?

Guys I just pronounced 'adult' like an American...I've been watching too many US shows. Remind me I'm British.. start by force feeding me a scotch egg, escort me to the tower of London, then hang draw and quarter me please x

I feel like there's an unspoken thing with other tattooed folk that we mostly leave one another alone with tattoo related questions - seeing as we've heard it all before/get enough of it already/spare one another 😂

Sex is good and all that but have you ever cut an avocado perfectly in half

Whether she becomes your sanctuary or your reckoning has always been your own doing. #MonochromeMonday #NSFW

Lead me not into temptation, drag me straight into total damnation. 🌹

Slightly different angle from the other day 🩷 (you were warned I would merge my pics with Peep Show)