i‘m in my one week “urge to play minecraft” phase so i’m starting a create survival world
strawberry jam
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minor - she/they NSFW DNI amateur game developer so very normal about hades two currently into: ULTRAKILL UNBEATABLE In Stars and Time Slay the Spire II DELTARUNE Pronoun Palace
[to the tune of no eulogies] i saw the odyssey in imax seventy i had a middle seat late night morning timeslot two thirty it's got a lotta scenes his wife's penelope tom holland's gotta think it's so cool to be in two movies
the english language is the linguistic equivalent of spaghetti code
based on a conversation i had during a slay the spire 2 multiplayer run
according to the game i am the 690th highest rated UNBEATABLE player. i don’t know how to feel about this but i’m not good enough at any of these charts to change that
anyways my biggest criticism of chapter 5 is that the ralsei okay joke was kinda forced this time around
i feel like people aren’t talking about the fact that the festival theme just spams the gaster motif part of girl next door at you that caught me off guard the first time
sometimes space joker will sit in your lineup the whole game and never fire once and sometimes you’ll get it for the sticker the round before the ante 8 boss blind and it’ll give you 3 pair levels and eat a crimson heart debuff when you don’t need it at all
i’ve just fully accepted that the knight is some bullshit that hasn’t been explained properly yet, my bet is that it is something titan related and that it is Dess but Not Actually in the same way flowey is Asriel but Not Actually but i am ready to be wrong
strawberry jam@yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 4w agodeltarune spoilers: yknow i would believe in rudy knight a bit more if he wasn’t super mega ultra dead, i feel like it would cheapen the impact of his illness on the story for him to be secretly the main villain up til now
deltarune spoilers: yknow i would believe in rudy knight a bit more if he wasn’t super mega ultra dead, i feel like it would cheapen the impact of his illness on the story for him to be secretly the main villain up til now
code red code red FRIEND lore in deltarune bug fix patch
youtube why the fuck do you show me like twenty community posts in a row i‘m on your app to watch goddamn videos
me when i’m in a “fail to have healthy, communicative relationships with the people i care about” competition and my opponents are kris and siffrin
sorry i just really wanted to post deltarune chapter 5 spoilers
strawberry jam@yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · last mo.ueueleuleuleue
t’was the night before DELTARUNE when all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a maus
i feel like a small child waiting for christmas again
sister just asked me why my keyboard was american mhm american
i can tolerate most insects, i don’t kill them just for existing (unless they’re mosquitoes) but if i feel something crawling over my neck when i’m lying down with the lights off i’m sorry but that motherfucker is gone
power’s out until friday </3 house became something from a horror game at night