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@yourunclepino.bsky.social
📍Sacramento Sagittarius 🌞 Scorpio 🌙 Libra ⬆️ 6'3 and quiet Mutant and Proud Hole enthusiast.
Didn't mean to spill that liquor all on my attire, I've been drinkin...
Trying to convince the doordash man he's my husband... ...not as easy as I expected. 🤔
Throwback ⏮️✨🤍 I love a high waisted trouser (or hammer pants) 😂🤣
Thee Green Witch 🇵🇷💚🌙@snarkbreathing.bsky.social · 7d agoThrowback ⏮️✨🤍
Oh wait-- That elderberry dayquil just entered the chat...
Wendy Williams Dancing
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-"You know how it is. You never have money for yourself because everything you get has to go to the kids..." -"..."
Dan Levy as David Rose: Awkward Nodding
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"Big ass body" is aggressive. But "woo"... i guess...
Jo Beth's Clip Clop
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Mr. Midnight Sun ☀️@hotboymatt92.bsky.social · 2w agoThis is a 6’0” and above love account. If you got a big ass body and long ass feet, make some noise!
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
✨ImindminesB✨@imindminesb.bsky.social · last wk.Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
I'm the black guy on staff. People are very comfortable airing out their grievances and taking out their frustration on and with me. Whereas, with my white coworkers they offer grace and understanding. I am painted as dramatic for bringing it to the attention of my coworkers.
Chili cheese dogs but with Johnsonville jalapeño cheddar sausage. Thank me later.
Cyclops is about to be cheeked UP and I'm going to be polite about it i swear.
I'd like to give a big "BLESS YOUR HEART" to the girls who are scared of people seeing their pimple so they wear a big clear sequin on top of it. 😳 Just wear the fun pimple patches. We all can see it. Now we're staring at it. It sparkles in the light love.
Not dating a man who doesn't watch his credit score as much as he watches porn.
I've been having sex dreams that I can feel. Which is very unusual but definitely welcomed!
Phrasing a command nicely is not asking. I just needed to say that.
Singlehandedly keeping the reusable bag industry afloat. I cannot remember to bring in one of my 100 bags in my trunk to save my life. This post is also proof I'm over 40.
Everybody got a smart ass mouth today. But wont you don't know is "work me" is a rouse. I AM the one AND the two. And i can rock yo shit without having to touch you or use unprofessional language. I implore you, knuck if you are indeed buck.
Five stars, I'd like to book a follow-up:
Counting US Twenty Dollar Bills
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BeardedVirgoKing 9.5⚜️@jes55.bsky.social · 3w agoWhat is the appropriate way to express that the person you had sex did a great job lol? A dap is wild lol I’ve gotten a high five b4 and a slap on the butt 🤣🤣🤣. Brought on by @channnnxoxo.bsky.social post lol.
And every time you speak her name does she know how you told me you'd hold me until you died? Til you died! But you're still alive!
Beyonce is skinny which means videos. Lemme make sure my moneys are in order. She finna act up.
U ever been on ur knees in the middle of a carebear stare circle? Yeah me neither...😒🤐
"Well, there has to be a opening for the railroad at some point. Cuz somebody is driving the train. It's not electric like we have now..."
Maybe it's the adhd. Yeah it's gotta be that. It's me! Ima go lay down. Yeah... must be me.
You've worked too hard to get here to be here and miserable! Read. That. Again.