Who was this shit even for outside of the torturers in Guantanamo Bay #totp
The curator should’ve given that boy a leathering for mucking about with that skull #totp
[Gasolina if I was using it to sell a load of stolen tomato products] I’ve got a boot full of Napolina (Do you like Napolina?) I’ve got a car full of Napolina (Does yer ma want Napolina?)
Why are they all dressed like they’re going to a wake #totp
This is like if a hair fell off Beck’s balls & became sentient #totp
I got up really early to go to an exercise class so I guess that makes me the protagonist of all mankind now
My fringe is finally long enough to clip back out of my face
Me: Brain, you’ve been a turd lately. You owe me some restitution Brain: what do you want Me: A fruity dream about Alexander Skarsgard Brain: best I can do is one about Milo Ventimiglia but you get constantly interrupted Me: ok that’ll work
I love Cloverfield so much. I wish they’d make a direct sequel 🥲
In absolutely amazing news, my oldest & best friend has finally left her arsehole boyfriend who’s treated her like shit for almost 20 years. I am thrilled for her
Saw this on Justeat last night. Something very funny to me about “make it warm cake”
Wonder if Andrew will make Victoria Hervey join him in prison, like a pharaoh taking his slaves along to the afterlife
Absolutely lovely news seeing that rancid old nonce getting arrested on his birthday
Just another day of me causing misery for the IT guy by making him fix my terrible laptop yet again
Was able to buy expensive shampoo & conditioner with my work points & then found a dress I wanted that was already on sale for £14 cheaper elsewhere
Furious to report that staying off the socials despite the horrors really does improve your mental health
Every day I’m reminded of how much I love Bill Paxton & how he had to tell James Cameron about 9/11 because he’d been cunting about on the ocean floor bothering the Titanic for days
