Yttaeoreth

@yttaeoreth.bsky.social

She/Her // 29 // Often NSFW // Minors DNI 🔞 Just a tiny, tired faerie PFP and banner: pendramaenia.bsky.social

Man this city sucks. Trying to plan anything with a friend is always "well, do you have $8 and 2-4 hours to spare for a round trip of bussing, which will be about double the time we actually have to spend together?" Ughhhh

The nice thing about that last shoot is that I don't have to imagine myself big in it. Could just be a faerie overpowering a borrower, you don't know ...Someone get me a 4 foot plastic cocktail sword, I have an idea

You know, I do wish I posted more. I just have nothing to post. I have a very unremarkable life and rarely have a sizey thought worth sharing I did HEMA for a little while! That was, like, the coolest thing about me. And now I can't afford it lol

OH I FORGOT, circumstances had vetteia setting up her bedroll separate from the party, and one of them offhandedly said something about her borrowing one of her elf crush's socks??? y'all know i'm not into feet, but?? do they think i am?? is that player?? does she know about that size scenario??

oh yeah we also talked about adventuring party names and character titles. none of them were good. vetteia was dubbed bottom bug though, which. yeah also finally came up that she's short even for a faerie and uh. yeah that transcended character and reth got made fun of directly for that one

Yttaeoreth@yttaeoreth.bsky.social · last wk.

the usual 'tease me/vetteia at d&d' tonight somehow got to her getting into necromancy, & how the necessary outfit for such would have to include black lacey lingerie. which she would of course be very flustered and shy about wearing anyways. rotating shy slutty goth vetteia in my mind for a while

the usual 'tease me/vetteia at d&d' tonight somehow got to her getting into necromancy, & how the necessary outfit for such would have to include black lacey lingerie. which she would of course be very flustered and shy about wearing anyways. rotating shy slutty goth vetteia in my mind for a while

i don't plan on playing it, but i'm sure the gameplay is great. no shade to the devs, this feels like an engine and writing restriction issue the voice acting isn't as good as halo 2, 3, odst, or reach (don't remember 4/5 very well, haven't played infinite) but it's better than the original i think

Yttaeoreth@yttaeoreth.bsky.social · 2w ago

also for the record i have not given microsoft money, i'm just watching the cutscenes on youtube they...aren't great, unfortunately. but hey i bet we'll get some new porn of varying quality out of it

there's like a solid 2 minutes in the halo ce remake during the assault on the control room cutscene where they make cortana big and keep cutting back to her while she's walking around i'm not saying someone on the dev team is a freak, but i'm not saying i'm not suspicious either

this did not really go as expected this session because instead Vetteia and Neris (her hot elven crush) got very drunk instead she did however explicitly tell the party they're very scary, which also did not work because everyone but Neris was like "well you're scary too, you can cast Flame Strike"

Yttaeoreth@yttaeoreth.bsky.social · last mo.

accidentally underscored by her crush trying to give her a hug later by gently squeezing her in her hand so she has decided to massively over-correct to a fawn response, and is going to try to do everything to make them happy with her going forward. i do not expect she'll handle this well either

First injection: no pain, no blood, a little sore Second injection: no pain, no blood, not sore, flawless Today's injection: ow ow ow ow ow what the fuck ow oh that's blood huh I have no idea what I did wrong lol owwww

Pretty much this exact thing makes up 95% of Vetteia's internal conflict and it's been very interesting to explore, especially because she gets to experience both sides On one hand, she's in love with a couple of elves, so she gets the usual lifespan angst that brings

big shrimpin': a mouse tale@mackchilla.bsky.social · 4w ago

scenario: you're a dyke in your 30s. you've just been on a few dates with an enticing micro woman. while getting to know her you learn about the expected lifespan and that micros mate for life. even barring illness/accident the odds are zero she'll still be around when you turn 50.