I was gonna be friends with this dude on IG but his bio said "Long Live Jasper, I can't lose any more friends", I thought to myself, I'm not the healthiest of people and I don't want to put him through all that.

Chicago talking about air quality, you ever been 17 in a studio apartment with a meth dealer? That's is some air quality issues

Who can I call Monica LaTwinski (strictly platonic)

Artist confirmation for the day: you still haven't performed in front of the most people you ever will.

Mitch McConnell is officially braindead. Mitch McConnell was also unofficially braindead.

Mitch McConnell is officially braindead. Mitch McConnell was also unofficially braindead.

Earls Not Grey or whatever that AFI song is called

The fourth of July

Transplants have ruined Chicago's anti-fame culture. Chicago used to be a blue collar, working town where being in the entertainment industry didn't mean shi. All this clout chasing has made ruined our soul and now we ARE just poor man's New York.

Venue bookers be like "I'm looking for bands in Chicago." and I'm like I've been getting bands in Chicago.

Gen Z men are more conservative than ever because I think too many fathers didn't leave the family enough tbh.

Gen Z men are more conservative than ever because I think too many fathers didn't leave the family enough tbh.

Everyone on the CTA got headphones, it's like a silent disco but no one's dancing.

Me in 2012: I like Fallout: New Vegas and Carly Rae Jepsen Me in 2026: I like Fallout: New Vegas and Carly Rae Jepsen but now I'm on adderall

Me in 2012: I like Fallout: New Vegas and Carly Rae Jepsen Me in 2026: I like Fallout: New Vegas and Carly Rae Jepsen but now I'm on adderall

Call Me Maybe is one of the best pop songs of all-time and it doesn't even crack Carly's top 20.

Every emo rap song: Guitar loop with slight reverb 2014 trap beat Drugs and/or girls 5th grade education

Happy father's day to me because I'm all other rappers' father.

Turning all my songs I made in Ableton's arrangement view into clips for session view is what I'm gonna be doing for the next week. 😭😭😭😭😭

I think that starting as a DJ makes me really care about the fun of my sets more than other performers. I feel like DJs care about the energy of the room and want to lead them somewhere.

META Ray-Bans are a surveillance state PsyOp and a consent PsyOp wrapped into one. If you're wearing a camera all the time like a cop, you might be a cop.

No one can judge what other people think is funny. Y'all really ate up "The Internet Is For Porn" and "What What In The Butt" and had washed up ppl on VH1 talking about some "Star Wars Kid" and "Numa Numa Guy.".

People have passion but lack devotion. My wife instilled in me the lyrics from The Sign by Ace of Base. "No one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong But where do you belong?" It really motivates me in times of uncertainty.

If everyone you fw believes in you, you got to believe in you because if not, then you calling them liars.

I feel like my music career is like SIFU and I'm beat up and old for some reason.

If everyone you fw believes in you, you got to believe in you because if not, then you calling them liars.

Yucki's crying to Hospice by the Antlers again.

Streaming Yucki Gross is the only non-performative thing you could ever do.