Spent a lot of time on this. Read The Daughters’ War. But read The Blacktongue Thief first. #art #illustration #fantasy
Zach Hazard 🪨
@zachhazard.bsky.social
International Internet Funnyman, Aspiring voice actor, ½ of Fallout Multiplayer with Mikeburnfire, US Army Veteran (91F, GWOT 04-09).
Oh yeah, I drew this last year I think from "Between Two Fires" another Christopher Buehlman banger.
Sometimes I end up spending way too much time on an edit for a video. And sometimes that means I draw a Viper from XCOM 2. And that’s okay.
I loathe short form content. But this video is absolutely killing me.
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
If this gets implemented, I guess that’s the end of my streaming career.
Twitch and Amazon are apparently planning to use streams to train Generative AI. Multiple sources tell me it will be announced in the coming months, despite some internal friction against it. Creators may be able to opt out of some training data.
I went to look up a map of the wildfires and for a second thought I was seeing video footage of an alien object appearing at niagra falls.
Sometimes, for the 4th of July, you go shoot a bunch of rounds through a 109 year old revolver.
These manga titles are getting out of hand.
Seriously, she's gotta be the legendary Super Saiyan.
Why in the cinnamon toast fuck is every electrical box in my goddamn house recessed 1” back from the wall and at some dipshit angle so the outlet and the cover don’t sit flush?
Objectively correct use for RAM.
This is the actual use for ram
Happy Memorial Day, everyone. I hope that today you'll take a moment to remember the service members in your life who are no longer with us, and the moments you spent with them, or the stories you heard about them.
Sevastopol Station Update: Zach Hazard is screaming
OpenAI is shutting down its AI video platform Sora after it flopped Disney is now exiting their $1B deal with OpenAI
One of the great things about being an adult is you can go to your fridge at 12:30AM and eat two American cheese singles and 6 bread & butter pickle slices, and no one can stop you.
Mfw I install a red dot on a gun and it’s perfectly zeroed, so I don’t have to do jack shit:
New entirely useful acronym for you. Use freely.
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
The guy next to me at baggage claim moved his shoe and it made rubber_duck_squeak.mp3 I swear to god.
Holy shit, the Atomic Museum has a B-54 Special Atomic Demolition Munition. I didn’t know any were actually on public display.
On January 19, 2026, I Zach Hazard, became the first moron in human history who would return a rental car cleaner than he got it. Truly a momentous day.