Straight coworker bought me a dead blow hammer because I said it sounded like an anime villain’s weapon
Zach
@zachnyx.bsky.social
Despite everything, it’s still me. Owner of @feyandfiend.bsky.social ✨ feyandfiend.com
Damn should have posted more this week so there was more of a buffer between me posting a pic in the speedo last weekend that I’m actually going to wear (and inevitably take pics in) today
I shouldn’t be surprised about how tired I am after a 13 hour work day each week, but here I am every Thursday struggling
I am the bitch that plays a Miku song every time I bring out my commander
People have cats that wake them up for breakfast, I have to forcefully remove my son from bed in the morning
Driving home from work dreaming about some weed, a melatonin, and the half of a sandwich I didn’t have time to eat at lunch
I’m too tired for the 2am underwear parties, I need a 2pm underwear gathering
I think it is pretty telling that I’m actually consistently excited about my most stressful and long day of the week
Desperately must go dance mostly naked in some warehouse and kiss boys soon
Also before I head to bed, a HUGE fuck you to @popbase.tv for spoiling all stars for me at 6am as the first thing I saw this morning
If you don’t want people to celebrate your death, then you probably shouldn’t spend your living days as a warmongering, greedy little weasel.
