Cheryl Reeve’s shirt today:

jacob frey about to embark on an amusing adventure to find the world's least evil drone vendor

“Who’s that? Oh, Frazier? He died?” - my very well adjusted wife

SCENES

Combing through the credit card statement, playing a rousing game of “fraud? or hot dog at a baseball game?”

Had a pretty stressful day of work, so I’ll be happy to settle in to a relaxing Spurs-Wolves game in which 9 people might die.

Reggie Miller for prison - I have to mute this

PUT 👏 IN 👏 JOAN 👏 BERINGER 👏 IVE 👏 HAD 👏 AN 👏 ED 👏 I 👏 BLE 👏

wait

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo ago

Rubio: "You've got friends who have been shot in the head because they're out protesting, and it's heartbreaking to him to see these people are abused in this way and have no measures to take against their own government as a result of it. This is a vicious regime."

Timberwolves vs Nuggets - The Trilogy www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl78...

Timberwolves vs Nuggets - The Trilogy

YouTube video by Ryan Eichten

youtube.com

Dribbling the ball against Jaden and Jaylen Clark all night:

GET OFF MY SCREEN YOU ASSHOLE I NEED TO SEE BONES HYLAND COOK

THEYRE ALL BAD DEFENDERS

Jaden McDaniels, deadpan delivery, on what worked for the Timberwolves offensively. Jaden: “Go at Jokic, Jamal, all the bad defenders. Tim Hardaway, Cam Johnson, Aaron Gordon, their whole team.” Q: They’re all bad defenders? Jaden: “Yeah, they’re all bad defenders.”

First team to overcome four four-point plays in a quarter to win* That’s some Cy Young wins unbreakable shit right there. *not looking this up, it’s spiritually true. Wolves are the dumbest team of all time. The best worst idiot champs.

ACAB includes referees (and firefighters, park rangers, prosecutors, and Olympic figure skating judges)

Where was Christian Braun on January 6?

Three four point plays in a quarter after a 950 start? Yea that might be bed time for me.

Julius Randle out here having a reheating-salmon-in-the-break-room ass game right now

Rudy’s gotta forget that behind the back pass. Take that club and throw it in a water hazard.

Christian Braun faces towards the back of elevators.

Jamal Murray sneezes on the produce in the grocery store

If the wolves score once with this lineup to end the 1st that’s a win on offense. Yeesh.

Rudy “the glove” gobert

ACAB includes referees (and firefighters, park rangers, prosecutors, and Olympic figure skating judges)

Flagrant one? lol.

As long as we’re talking about it, here’s my “Soft on Crime” list: - Princess Peach - The Frozen sisters - The Judge in Mighty Ducks - The comedian presenters of Great British Bake-Off - The dad in Dinosaurs - The municipal governments of all of the Tony Hawk Pro skater levels