Zach the Soulstealer
@zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social
Just a blue guy in a blue town in a blue state. I love family, my doggy, movies, theater, a good mocha, narrating audiobooks and my town. No patience for any #MAGAmoron fuckery. You voted against people I care about. He/him. No DMs until I get to know you.
You can argue over the best superhero #movie but my first and the next spot on my 200 favorite #movies was from director #TimBurton and his 1989 mega hit, Batman. The Nolan films were good (and Ledger killed it) but overwritten. Burton kept things simple: a bat and a clown who don’t like each other.
Batman Says 'I'm Batman'
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“Indiana Shooter revealed as an ardent Trump cultist” complete with an account on X. I mean… I’m shocked. SHOCKED!!!! See this? 👇This is my shocked face. So you can see how completely and utterly shocked I am at this shocking news of shockingness. #humor #sarcasm #gunreformnow
Checking in on a post I made on #Quora regarding a womans right to choose confirms 2 things. One, I left that cesspool for a reason and two, pro-lifers still can’t keep their uninformed opinions out of other peoples business. #feminism #prochoice
There are debates as to who gave the best performance in a superhero #movie… but nobody EMBODIED a superhero quite like the guy in the next spot on my 200 favorite #movies, Christopher Reeve as the Man of Steel in 1978s Superman: the Movie. @calamityjane516.bsky.social UP UP AND AWAAAAAY! #filmsky
Superman Takes Flight
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The shooter at the In & Out burger… Not an undocumented migrant. Not a person of color. Not LGBT. No hair dye. No septum piercing. Just another #MAGAmoron doing what MAGAmorons do: exercise their 2A rights by shooting people then blaming every demographic except theirs (it hurts their feewings.)
#AmericanHorrorStory SPOILER ALERT!!!! The most satisfying death in the series goes to this guy 👇👇👇👇 I don’t know. There’s just something very gratifying about seeing a Nazi going into the ovens. 🎶 (Burn baby burn) burn that mother down (Burn baby burn) disco inferno (Burn baby burn)🎶 #horror
With anti-education bullshit on the rise (is there nothing #MAGAmorons won’t attack?) the next spot on my 200 favorite #movies list, 1989s Dead Poets Society, also hits home. #RobinWilliams gives it his all with only a few glimpses of the madness within. #filmsky @calamityjane516.bsky.social
Robin Williams: Dead Poets Society - On Desk
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It’s this guys day today on #TCM. Bogart was a tough guy, true, but I can’t look at his face without thinking “sacrifice, pain, loyalty and honor.” True, he never cried and “stuck his neck out for nobody” but still I think he could be looked at as a model for positive masculinity. #filmsky
Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca
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I’m convinced the “trans in sports/bathrooms” nonsense was invented so weak, intellectually impotent men can feel useful. It’s like telling a 5 year old to put napkins on the table and telling them they helped with the whole meal. #transally
Doodle By Meg@doodlebymeg.bsky.social · 6d agoPeriod!🏀⚽️🏈🎾🏐🥎🏓🏒 As an avid women’s sports fan I support all women athletes which includes trans women. ©️ Doodle By Meg ™️ #womeninsports #transally #femaleartist #wnba #relatablecontent
As anti-LGBT bullshit rises, I’ll point out that my next spot on my 200 favorite #movies is part of why I am the ally I am. 1993s Philadelphia wasn’t the first movie to approach AIDS but it was the first with major star power in Jonathan Demme, Tom Hanks and Denzel. @calamityjane516.bsky.social
Tom Hanks & Denzel Washington in Philadelphia
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Science is all about realizing how much you don’t know. Being an anti-vaxxer is all about thinking you know everything already then sticking your fingers in your ears, closing your eyes and going “LALALALALA” when the majority of experts start trying to educate you. #Fauci #vaccinessavelives
#Felon47 fails to #releasetheEpsteinfiles? #MAGAmorons say nothing. #ReneeGoode shot, countless women and young girls raped by ICE? MAGAmorons are Marcel Marceau. #RileyGaines makes a post? “OH, DEARIE ME!!!!! WHEN WILL YOU LEFTISTS START CARING ABOUT THE WOMEN?!?” #feminism
I do NOT CRY at the next spot on my 200 favorite #movies list, the Neverending Story. Nope. Not one tear do I shed. Not at this part anyway. When Rock Biter says “THEY LOOK…LIKE BIG…STRONG HANDS, DON’T THEY?” Yeah, bawl like a baby. @calamityjane516.bsky.social #filmsky
Arya Stark's Never Ending Story Homage
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Found on a #Facebook group called Librarian Humor. You would think that a group with that title would not be so pants-shitting angry over #MsRachel, #DollyParton and Levar Burton for promoting literacy and education but…. Seriously, #ReadingRainbow. “READING.” IT’S IN THE FUCKING TITLE!!!
Mister Rogers, the Teletubbies, Levar Burton, Big Bird and now #MsRachel. Barring the fact that men going after her have a real “B*TCH GIT YER ASS IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH OR I’LL TAKE MY BELT TO YEW AGIN” Jerry Springer vibe, we are constantly reminded why #MAGAmorons hate education.
Ms. Rachel: Quiet Time with Songs For Littles
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The argument over best #movie trilogy is long and nuanced with varying opinions but all the cool kids agree with me that it’s my next pick on my 200 favorite #Movies the Evil Dead trilogy. Sam Raimi shows us that budget doesn’t matter and it blends #horror and comedy. @calamityjane516.bsky.social
Ash Williams: Evil Dead Encounter
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Why the #MAGAmorons complaining about #MsRachel of all people? I didn’t even know who she was before the started squawking about her. From what I’ve learned, she promotes learning along with compassion, mercy, tolerance….aaaaand that’s why. It’s the “she” part. The rest is just noise.
Zohran Mamdani Wah
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The next spot on my 200 favorite #movies hardly needs an intro. Whaddya think, @calamityjane516.bsky.social? Should I give it an intro? Over 80 years and still going strong. The Wizard of Id is pretty popular. Liza Minelli and everything! The rainbow mafia is gonna get me!!! #filmsky
Judy Garland as Dorothy: Over the Rainbow
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#MAGAmoron dudebros are now bragging about all the #HarryPotter merch they’re buying just to own the libs. They can’t afford gas or groceries but they’re buying HP merch. Seriously, though, this is a first. They’ve never gotten near a book they weren’t about to fucking burn. #fuckJKRowling
I am enjoying THOROUGHLY the #MAGAmorons of Facebook University going after #Fauci and wondering why literally nobody takes them goddamn seriously 🤣😂🤣😂 Seriously, where’s another pandemic? We need to separate the strong from the idiots! DARWIN, WHERE ARE YOU? #humor
Charles Darwin Approves: Thumbs Up Meme
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Mirror, mirror on the wall @calamityjane516.bsky.social says I’M the prettiest of them all! And she is correct. And the next spot on my 200 favorite #movies list appeased both the fun and bouncy side of me and the #horror fan in me. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. #filmsky #Disney
Scared Snow White
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Two reminders. One: #AndrewTate is still crying in a jail cell. Two: Tate would never have gotten as popular as he did without the rise of #MAGA. MAGA is Andrew Tate and vice versa. No matter how they may try to distance themselves from him, he is every MAGA man.
If you want to see just how “GRRRR ALPHA” #MAGAmoron men are, just gauge how they react to a #feminist post on social media. “I am an alpha male. I am totally in control of my emotions.” “Cool. I am a woman with a septum piercing talking about rape stats or menstrual pain…” #feminism #humor
Anger Inside Out
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#felon47 gets called a pedo protector after bragging about his tariff war. Did he deny it? No he did not. He called the guy a communist and the crowd starts chanting “USA!!! USA!!!!” #MAGAmorons. All the thinking skills of my last bowel movement and I don’t like them . #releasetheEpsteinfiles
Today is another good day to point out that #MAGAmorons will cry harder over black and trans actors in the Odyssey than they will over any act of gun violence by a white guy. Even when #CharlieKirk got got they shut right the fuck up when they saw his caucacity. #Seattleshooting #gunreformnow
Cheer up, #LindsayGraham. You know what they say! Some things in life are bad. They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you’re chewing on lifes gristle, don’t grumble! Give a whistle and this’ll help things turn out for the best! #humor
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
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@calamityjane516.bsky.social and I are both Ray Harryhausen fans so naturally we’re both fans of the #movie that inspired him and the next spot on my 200 favorite #movies, the 1933 King Kong with effects by Willis O’Brien. Still holds up to this day even with the mocap of Andy Serkis #filmsky
King Kong on Empire State Building
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Waking up to the fact that #AndrewTate is still enjoying the hospitality of a prison cell is the best part of waking up. Seriously, I despise the manosphere and all the influencers who lie within, yanking in kids and churning out monsters like link sausages. May they all fucking rot. #feminism
Andrew Tate and Celebs.org
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