Zaftig Pink
@zaftigpink.bsky.social
Cartoonist with a naturist bent. Life is absurd, why not be naked for it? Follow me: https://zaftigpink.substack.com/ https://www.planetnude.co/t/nudie-cutie-comics Buy stuff: sweetteaswamp.redbubble.com
Enjoy the natural bounty of Florida by eating oranges and walking around naked. If you can't make it to Florida, you can buy a T-Shirt and deceive people into thinking you've been to Florida. It'll be more convincing if you're also eating an orange. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1826...
Let's get together and enjoy hot dogs, beer, and social nudity! And invite everyone to join us by displaying this keen design available on one of the many products in my online store! www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1825...
Put down the screen you're looking at this on, get naked, and get outside. Then come back and pick up that screen to order a sticker from my online store, but just that. Then get naked again. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1823...
It's summer, it's camping season, the perfect time to get out and go natural. And then slap a sticker on your Subaru from my online store to prove to everyone driving behind you that you did. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1822...
So I've hit a few unusually high speed bumps lately, hope to be back to Substack soon. Meanwhile, there's a few new designs in my online store. www.redbubble.com/people/sweet...
Learn some of the fascinating things that have happened in and around hot tubs! New strip up now! This one is so exciting I'll even use a hashtag! #hottubbing Now I feel dirty! #Ihatehashtags
Great Moments in Hot Tub History
Part One
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Dip into a little humor and soak up the laughter this morning.
Rub A Dub Dub
This one has a joke about a tub.
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A remembrance of the late Desmond Morris, whose work forever changed the way we see our bodies, topped off with a little Paleolithic humor. Now up over on Substack. Why not subscribe while you're there?
The Hunt for Red Ochre
And, RIP Desmond Morris
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It‘s been a week. New(ish) post up On Substack.
When It Rains...
Sometimes something unexpected falls from the sky
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If you'd like to get a specially selected sticker pack in the mail from me, just become a paid subscriber, and in no time at all it'll be witting in your mailbox right beside your water bill and a flyer from a discount mattress place. So read today's strip and click that button!
Male Cale
Or, D.O.A., R.F.D.
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The weather is warming up, time to hit the beach. New strip up today.
Season Opener
This one is funny because it's true.
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Public service announcement - apparently they've changed the formula for Reed's Ginger Chews and they are absolutely disgusting now. No kick, and the texture is just slimy.
Just heard on the radio a piece announced as being conducted by “The late Michael Tilson-Thomas” for the first time. That’s going to take some time to get used to.
New strip up over on Substack. I'm going to be off next week to take care of some urgent home repairs, so this will be your last mild chuckle until the 14th. And speaking of urgent home repairs, now would be a really, really good time to become a paid subscriber.
Don't Come A-Knocking
Or, It's Like Learning To Ride A Bicycle
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Very sad to learn that Nicole Hollander has passed away. One of the most innovative comic strip artist to ever hold a pen.
I had no idea @planetnude.co was going to run this article when I ran today’s strip. If we’re forming a gestalt consciousness, I want more money.
Planet Nude@planetnude.co · 3mo agoThe German wheel www.planetnude.co/p/the-german...
When I was a kid, we didn't have all these fancy toys. All I had to play with was a sharp, pointed stick. But that stick made me the one-eyed man I am today.
Live A Little
A little injury never hurt anybody
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A little humor that may or may not be in your zone.
Plants Not Pants
World Naked Gardening Day is Coming Soon
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CVS has a new AI assistant to answer calls and it hangs up on you in a way that’s almost human.
In heaven you'll never hear the words "like and subscribe" again.
Heaven Is A Place On Earth
With Ample Parking
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Science fiction and nudism have always gone hand in cold, robotic hand. Explore some of the great moments of nude science fiction. And if you enjoy doing the implausible, why not subscribe while you’re there?
Great Nude Moments in Science Fiction
I Have No Clothes, Yet I Must Sunscreen
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Everything's coming up folk music. New strip up now.
They Don't Tell You Tom Dooley Had Syphilis
Or,. Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog
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If anybody in the UK wants to send me some of the last Gentlemen's Relish we could be friends for life. Farewell, Patum Peperium. You will be missed.
In the modern version of Plato’s allegory of the cave, we seem to be just wondering if we can get the shadow puppets to have little shadow puppets of their own.
Mighty Computrex
Because I guess we're really doing the robot overlords thing.
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I promise I wasn't thinking about some guy I knew in college when I was drawing this, Gary. www.planetnude.co/p/nudie-cuti...
Nudie Cutie Comics
"Sock It To Me"
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