Sometimes you have a few beers at lunch and wind up at the Eastern Michigan football game. @sickoscommittee.org
Normalize baking your homies cookies for their birthdays.
Lansing/East Lansing friends, what’s the best sports bar to watch some football tomorrow? Good food and lots of TV.
I watched a chess video too long and now my algorithm thinks I want to watch chess videos. I’m not mad, just not advanced enough to know what’s going on.
If we rename Lake Ontario to Lake America 🙄, the Great Lakes acronym can be SHAME.
Me: I’m going to put on some nighttime lullabies to help my child fall asleep while I sit with him. Me, stumbling out of his room 3 hours later in a post-nap haze: Dang, those lullabies really work.
8-year-old me listening to Queen’s These are the Days of Our Lives: Yes, these lyrics resonate with me on a spiritual level.
First fantasy football draft of the season and I already dislike my team like I’m in mid season form.
Michigan State has meth. Penn State has cocaine. But Ohio State is fucking nuts.
It’s my kid’s back-to-school open house tonight and I have not even begun to plot my small talk.
“Y-yes chef,” I stammer. It’s my first day as sour chef and I’m too embarassd and scared to ask the world renown chef from Sweden to repeat himself.
Telling my kids I’m going to give them something to cry about and then playing Sufjan Stevens’ “John Wayne Gacy, Jr.” from Illinoise
Would’ve preferred to go to a smaller brewery as well but I got to visit Victory Brewing and Monk’s Cafe in Philly, so it’s a win.
Philadelphia people have been really nice. No way these people threw batteries at Santa.
I know I’m a dad because orange Gatorade has become my favorite flavor.
Cutting jalapeños without gloves. I am never going to learn.
In my dream last night I went to a Justin Timberlake concert and at the end everyone got in line to hug him. And the Detroit Pistons were there. And Isaiah Stewart was still on the Pistons :(
Kids be making a lot more slime these days than I ever did.
