I like making dumb things. Here’s a dumb thing I made to promote a different dumb thing.

Drake looks like a white guy cosplaying as Drake

New episode of the podcast is out! It's glam rock vs Satan in a battle for our very SOULS. Watch special guest @thisislandearthband.bandcamp.com and I talk about Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare in new animated video format, courtesy of my guest. Also available to listen at all the usual places.

PoG Podcast Ep: 7 - Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare with Jamie Kelly

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There’s also an incredible video of the new theme song made by the multitalented @thisislandearthband.bandcamp.com

1-900-HOTDOG@1900hotdog.bsky.social · 3w ago

You can also check out our new podcast series, The Secret Man, on our YouTube channel, including an incredible theme song video produced by @thisislandearthband.bandcamp.com with music from @zakkoonce.bsky.social . youtu.be/AT3_hFvjDtc

I produced a song about the incredible lies of Frank Dux for my friends @1900hotdog.bsky.social

New Dogg Zzone Theme Song | Zak's Planet of Garbage

Oh boy, do I have some premium waste management for you today. Instead of garbage, however, I'm dabbling in some recycling. My friends over

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He literally is a deliver man! My parody ended up basically not being parody. Wait, am I in trouble now?

RESIDENT EVIL – Official Trailer (4K)

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Today's podcast guest @seemoreevil.bsky.social wrote a Civil War satire called "How to Dodge a Cannonball" and I may have mistakenly assumed it was a book about how to avoid this movie. It worked out though because there's a lot of racism in both. zaksplanetofgarbage.substack.com/p/ep-6-canno...

Thor: “Something is coming.” Realistic MCU character: “Bitch, something is ALWAYS coming! We might as well be in the pornhub universe!” Thor: “I quite like this one.”

Now I know why these assholes are so obsessed with trans people. They’re afraid there won’t be enough testosterone to go around for them to become real men too.

New “How Has it Aged” episode from Planet of Garbage, with my boy Dirk from @vhuspodcast.bsky.social Listen here or anywhere you get your podcasts

Ep: 5 - Prayer of the Roller Boys with Dirk Marshall

Skitchin' the Zone

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Me explaining to my mom for the 100th time she has dementia.

I just want to be famous enough for people to steal my posts and crop my name out. Is that too much to ask?

Exercise, healthy diet, consistent sleep, and based on all my friends who are parents, absolutely not having kids.

Worrying about smile lines is low key silly to me. Oh, it appears your face has a permanent reminder of how much you light up the world. Here, inject some shit into your face so no one can tell what a beacon of joy you really are.

Boy needs his protein

Turns out every TV show from the 80s had at least one horse episode. I join the Dogg Zzone boys to kick off this incredible discovery with the Knight Rider horse episode.

1-900-HOTDOG@1900hotdog.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Horse. HORSE. HOOORSE! We're inserting horses into our body, of work today! Join @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and guest @zakkoonce.bsky.social for the horse episode of Knight Rider. on.soundcloud.com/5eSQf5fiNYJn...

Memes are out here turning every bad habit into an ADHD symptom and slowly making us all look like the worst, most incompetent humans to ever exist. My culture is not your costume!

If it’s not talking about moist, low budget Lovecraft inspired films with Dirk, I want no part of it.

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New episode!!! DAGON (2001) with @zakkoonce.bsky.social !!! We continue our dive into the H.P. Lovecraft cinematic universe with this fishy story. Does this episode feature the best game ever? You’ll have to listen! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/v...

Incredible display of support for Pride Month. The Confidence. The muscles. Not a care in the world about what balls are being fondled. Balls are balls, you bigots.

This is exactly what Nic Cage wearing Travolta’s face would think is Travolta being totally normal.

If missing the point was a martial art, it would have exploded every head in the 1995 live action Fist of the North Star. We'll just have to settle for detonating the head @seanbaby.bsky.social by making him watch it.

Ep: 4 - Fist of the North Star with Seanbaby

The one with human actors

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Episode 3 of the PoG podcast is available! @merrittk.com joins me to discuss how the loss of both mall culture and killer robot culture has destroyed our country. bit.ly/42uSEKI

I made a parody of the new Resident Evil trailer. The bit is kind of a stretch, but that's why they call me the Mr. Fantastic of dumb-ass ideas.

The Delivery Man (Resident Evil Parody)

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Star Wars Day is cancelled as long as irl Palpatine is still in charge.

Here’s a video game hot take. If a game has forced PvP, such as an extraction shooter, and one of the main selling points is joy at the expense of mine, then that game should be free. If i have to pay for the privilege of having my balls stomped, then I’m taking my money to a professional dom.

I’m not a Bible expert, but I believe the book of revelations lists Megan Thee Stallion getting cheated on as the final indicator of the coming apocalypse

Episode 2 of the PoG podcast is out today! @brockway.bsky.social joins me to kick off Tubi Tuesday, where we celebrate the only movie streaming algorithm that respects our time. We begin with The Wraith, a movie that asks "What if The Crow, but sweet-ass car instead of bird"

Ep: 2 - The Wraith with Robert Brockway

It's officially Tubi Tuesday

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How it feels to watch the group chat move on as you struggle to finish a time sensitive joke but your thumbs are having a fat day and spellcheck decided to just start making shit up

I promise you’ve never heard of this Martin Kove show in your whole life.

1-900-HOTDOG@1900hotdog.bsky.social · 4mo ago

@zakkoonce.bsky.social joins @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social for the second week of the Martin Kove month you specifically asked for. They're talking about the episode of his TV series where he becomes a hot dog themed amateur wrestler. on.soundcloud.com/SxtVsAlvbuGY...