Zak Taylor
@zakkts.bsky.social
Follow the madness with abandon. Living legends, you and me. ✨🌈 🇸🇻 (He/Him) Audentes fortuna iuvat ⚔️ 📍SF 🎮 PSN: bad_wolf_bay125 Steam: Bad Wolf Zak
Pray for me, y'all. I took my antidepressant (downer) instead of my Adderall (upper) this morning, by accident, and now I'm STRUGGLING. 🫠🫠🫠
These 23 seconds might take years off my life. 🫣🫣🫣 #GSV #WNBAFinals
I wonder if everyone watching #RHOSLC understands how RARE it is to have a completely cloudless sky while going under the Golden Gate. Like 7 days a year? Maybe... Lolol.
Two issues with this Sai/Erin/Jessel thing: 1. IDGAF what you say, if Sai heard Erin say this months ago, you don't get to pretend to be a good friend now by telling Jessel just because you're mad at Erin. 2. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD - CAN WE STOP MAKING SOMEONE'S SEXUALITY A STORY LINE! #RHONY
Someone on my team came up to me today and said, "I saw you at the gym yesterday" and outwardly I replied "why didn't you come say hi?", but on the inside I was thinking, THANK YOU for leaving me alone.
Look, I'm not saying I've hacked life, but I am saying I've once again procrastinated & everything turned out fine. I leave for Mexico on the 5th. I needed to renew my passport. It said it would take 4-6 days weeks. I submitted the application on Sat and it's already shipped. 😎🇲🇽
When a woman gives birth to a crack baby you do not buy her a puppy.
While I do think the timing seems a bit opportunistic for Stacey telling Tia what she heard about her husband. For Gizelle to comment on it saying she waited for the cameras to be up to tell her is... rich, given what happened with Chris. #RHOP
Not to be a damper on the day, but I can't wait for the day/time when we DON'T NEED a National Coming Out day. Where Queer people feel safe enough to be themselves and don't need to "come out". When we're treated with the same dignity as everyone else.
I'm going to Cabo in a month and I'm not physically or emotionally ready to be in a swimsuit. Leg day: ✅🏁
I have some serious nerve to yell things like, "LEAVE IT IN LONGER!" and "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" while watching The Great British Bake Off for someone who can't bake premade cookies. (My strengths are cooking where you can measure with your heart) #BakeOff #GBBakeOff
The version IG vs BlueSky. Either way - I'm here to report that I HATE working out. Even on my favorite day of the week: CHABS
I have been in a mood today, but instead of buying MORE games I won't finish from the Steam Autumn Sale, I bought new plants.... My husband is gonna LOVE IT... Not. 😂😂😂
Apparently I think the flight from SFO to Europe (which I've done several times) is 100 hours long - because I keep purchasing games for my Steam Deck - saying shit like, "I'll play this on the plane". Bruh... STFU (me talking to me)
Jessel not understanding how Carole could be upset might be the most INFURIATING thing, ever. If anyone ever talked about my deceased friend like that - I would lunge over that table and beat the shit out of you. Grief is hard and painful enough without idiots making it worse. #RHONY
Question for the class (which is probably better suited for my therapist, but I don't see her again for 2 weeks): How am I supposed to respond to people when they (kindly) ask how a family member, who I hadn't seen in 20 years until last week is doing and how I'm holding up?
Happy #CONTROLResonant day to all who celebrate!! ☎️🔺 Just a reminder that no one does storytelling quite like @remedygames.com #gaymer
that's why Rihanna started breaking them instead
Washing dishes might be the worst thing ever invented
The look of someone who gives exactly ZERO fucks about anything happening on this call.
You know your life is a mess when you had to schedule a 730p therapy appointment. 🥲🫠
At this point I hope Drew makes it to the final two just so the jury can light his slimey, weasel ass up like a Christmas tree to bring him back down to reality that his game is hot garbage. #BB28
I need someone to remind me that even though it's going to be cold in Prague when I go for my birthday - no matter how cute this Moncler jacket is, I don't need it because I live in CA and will never wear it again. 😂😂🥲🥲
This has been my background for a long time and AT LEAST 5x a day I read this as "THIS Is art" instead of as a question. Why is my ADHD brain like this? 🫠🫠🫠
I drug my husband to see the new #ResidentEvil movie. Him: Is Leon in it? Me: No Him: The chick in the turtleneck? (Ada) Me: No Him: The blonde chick? (Ashley) Me: No Him: Then what's the point?! Obviously he's only ever watched me play RE4. 😂😂😂 #gaymer
Maybe it's just me, but I'm at an age where I'm annoyed if someone asks for my ID at a bar, but offended if they don't.