"a distinctively British approach to artificial intelligence"

Nik Butler -- Next stop DragonMeet London Excel Centre@awittyremark.bsky.social · 11h ago

"a distinctively British approach to artificial intelligence"

Rocking the Suffolk Rail Replacement Bus.

I will never understand the popularity. Never . It’s a cult. Like grown men who like Star Wars. #totp

What it would be like to find the theme from Mission Impossible and Killing in the Name Of in some bin juice #totp

All I know about Limp Bizkit is that had an album called Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water. Which is a fitting monument #totp

You know what I don’t mind David Gray. Plugging away for years. One album that was everywhere. Then back to the wasteland. I hope he’s living the high life on the royalties and shagging in a hot tub #totp

The road to girl band fame is littered with rotten corpses #totp

Which one is the thing? Do we have to guess? #totp

Kurt Russell in The Thing

ALT: Kurt Russell in The Thing

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Lone star is a really great John Sayles film with cracking performances by Chris Cooper and Kris Kristofferson. This LoneStar on the other hand is an absolutely steaming pile of shit #totp

Swear I’ve never heard this before even though I literally just have #totp

This sounds like being in a night club when you’re really pissed and you just want to go home #totp

Another number one record that I have absolutely no memory of #totp

Memento: Have I Told You About Sammy Jankis?

ALT: Memento: Have I Told You About Sammy Jankis?

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Desperately trying for that follow-up hit but not realising the ship has now only sailed but sun with all hands #totp

Remember that walking down the street video? Let’s do that again only the songs rubbish #totp

The only Womble that’s not in The Wombles. #totp

Play I See Shapes When I Argue and not this #totp

Jamelia rips off TLC and ends up on Loose Women as punishment #totp

Those ranting about Burnham on Gogglebox must never have seen Thatcher on Saturday Superstore

I know it’s cut to push narratives but I’d like to think that if I was in celebrity traitors and I’d just unjustly banished Jerry my immediate thought would be ‘well who else was in the room with Ross’

A world where The Cure rank alongside Jimmy The Hoover

Russty Russ@russtyruss.bsky.social · 2d ago

From w/c 22 October 1983 : No1 magazine with Wham on tour. #80s

Stannis the Mannis in Slow Horses 7. Well I never

Matt Hancock’s protective ring around care homes was a load of bollocks as we all knew. How does he sleep, etc.

BBC4 survives. The wrath of the #totp massive was not something they were willing to risk.

The fact that they gave University Challenge to Rajan and not Samira Ahmed still irks me. The man is a grade A dick. And anyone willing to pay to hear from him more is a lunatic

Daniel McElroy@danielmcelroy0.bsky.social · 5d ago

Amol Rajan’s membership tiers…that is scandalous.

Tonight on 24 hours in police custody…

Go to your camera roll and search “boat” and then post a picture of a boat you like.

Alan Bradley@ajpbradley.bsky.social · last wk.

Go to your camera roll and search “boat” and then post a picture of a boat you like.

Off to Liverpool where a scene from a play what I wrote is being performed as Parton of the Liverpool Scratch Network. It’s free (although donations welcome). Downstairs at the Everyman from 7

At the theatre yesterday, I saw my most recent ex-girlfriend. The one immediately before my wife of 29 years. I recognised her immediately. There was a brief moment of eye contact, and that was it. She ended our relationship, so I took immense pleasure in her husband being fatter/balder than me.

I think Greta Gerwig has been listening to ‘Urk the Purists’

My mum always hated Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris. Would turn off the TV when ever they appeared. At the time the reasons were inderterminate. Now I think she has a sixth sense.

katie dzwierzynski@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 2w ago

alright everyone, tell us which famous person your mom dislikes for indeterminate reasons