Zeb Haradon
@zebharadon.bsky.social
Opinions are my own not employers etc. Live in Seattle
Hey what happened now everything sucks again
Zeb Haradon@zebharadon.bsky.social · last wk.Life is easy
All the ashtrays in the smoking lounge at narita airport in Tokyo have these dents, presumably from people kicking the fuck out of them in a blind rage, which is what I want to do right now after my flight was cancelled with no notice.
Just think if they went after Epstein criminals who raped children like they are going after Dr. Fauci.
OK, I'm not going to say it. Not because I'm not thinking it, but because I have people coming over for dinner and I don't want to be interrupted by the Secret Service.🤫
The Lucky Bucks was just selected by Max Sir International Film Festival
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Sometimes famous writers publish their correspondences. It used to require a lot of editing. Now, it's probably "Gemini, scrape my Gmail account, put my best emails into a word doc, upload to kdp"
There is something so unsettling about beautiful terrorists
I keep having visions of my death. I think I'll be hit by a motorcycle emerging from or going into a tunnel. There is something eternal about the driver. He might be a wizard. He might be fleeing the police.
I respect Rapist Trump as much as I respect an unflushed loaf of shit in a public toilet.
eddie0028.bsky.social@eddie0028.bsky.social · 3w agoI don't see a problem here.
The one thing I regret about middle school is when that kid farted while we were watching Spartacus and the teacher stopped the movie and wanted to know who did it. I should have stood up and said "I'm Fartacus!"*
Fireworks in Seattle audible from 85th and 15th Dude, don't get my hopes up.
You will never understand the experiences you have had today until all the people involved in them are dead. Happy birthday.
Always make sure your readers know early on about the unreliable narrator so that they think all the plot holes are deliberate
Before getting my new tattoo: the ouroboros, with "amor fati" in the center, is an expression of my deeply held philosophical beliefs. After getting my new tattoo: I'll be 50 in under a year and I just got a fucking tattoo of a snake.
I believe I may have subconsciously but deliberately put myself in a series of psychologically agitating situations in order to help with my writing. I may also just be a dipshit.
I can't believe I actually grew up to become a werewolf
You think of a thing that might have been but never was and never will be, and cry. You experience something so amazing that you cry tears of joy and gratitude. It is the same raw feeling in both cases.
Some infant screaming in the grocery store, real deep existential screaming at the unbearable pain of existence. I say "it only gets worse, kid"
Charlie Brown is so stupid for trying to kick the football again even after Lucy pulled it away so many times. What's even stupider is if Lucy isn't even there and you're the one pulling the football away from yourself over and over.
Decisions made while drunk should be treated as a type of divination. You turned off your volition and let bacchus guide the way.
At a certain level of intensity misery and joy unify in a manner similar to the way that the electromagnetic and weak forces unify to electroweak at the unification energy. You can't tell if you are miserable or joyful when it is that intense. The name for that unified feeling is mania.
My second draft always still sucks so this time I am going to skip from draft one directly to draft three.
The five stages of grief are : denial, guilt, anger, depression, and everyone is getting tired of your bullshit it's been 9 months already The five stooges of grief are : Larry, curly, moe, shemp, and curly Joe