((I’m still not entirely sure where I am but I found a hallway where there seems to be cold pizza on the ground and while I don’t know where it came from I’m glad theres at least something in here))

Milk looker@zenlooker.bsky.social · last wk.

((This is so not zen bro))

Milk

My new catchphrase is “aww yeah thats milk-tastic!!”

Sure I can put you in the milk looker torment vortex but you know what’s scarier than that? 3% milk

This is me if you even care

Kitten Splashing in Milk

ALT: Kitten Splashing in Milk

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((This is so not zen bro))

Milk looker@zenlooker.bsky.social · last wk.

((I was gonna post that the milk looker had the least zen of everyone… Then I woke up here?))

// the other chapter 5 gimmick accounts “yeah! Let’s become spooky magical girls for halloween!” Zen looker side plot

It’s me! Your good friend milk looker!

((Where am I))

Don’t ask where the other looker is you don’t need to worry about that

I am the milk looker my milk is delicious Special delivery today!

Explosion

ALT: Explosion

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Milk looker x zen looker yaoi

Milk looker

+2 milk tokens

Yea I’m tha sicko that looks at all the milks to find the best expiration date

He’s zen for an amazing reason

When the zen is running low And the looker starts to grow And starwalkers that you know Are all trooooopical Theres a zen inside your soul One hand clapping in the cold With the truth The showers in our hearts Don’t forget I am the zen lookeeeeeeeeeer

Whenever life gets tough I remember the classic zen proverb passed down through generations “I’m having a bad bad day It’s about time that I get my way Steamrolling whatever I see Heh, despicable me”

It’s… anti-zen media?

Mario Strikers Battle League Bowser

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Seth is joining the mafia, orange is becoming a magical girl I really gotta up my game here if I want to be a part of The Seven Coloured Flowers And Pink And Zen Looker group!

They took the zen in the divorce

DONT manufacture fake zen points I will know and if I do I will attack you with my (legally distinct) looker blasters

Hey do you want to try dodging my zen bullet pattern?

Sans Undertale: Help Please

ALT: Sans Undertale: Help Please

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I was on some verity shiz when I wrote this

Milk looker@zenlooker.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I have now gained so much zen I now know the answer to every question you can ask I am so smart my brain is much like brain family guy

Whenever I make cat noises I always have to make sure to meow instead of mew because if I mew twice pink’s lawyers will have my head

Dinking wader gives you bonus zen go do it

SPOOKY-MEOW-AGICAL Ory!! GIRL!!@bloomedorangejuice.bsky.social · 4w ago

HEY YOU!!! THE CHIBBIE READING THIS POST!! DID YOU DRINK SOME WATER?? DID YOU REST?? DID YOU DO SOMTHING THAT YOU LIKE DOING??!? IF NOT, GO DO IT NOW!! ENERGY IS NEEDED IF YOU WANT TO TAKE ON THE WORLD!! GO PROVE THE BULLIES WRONG!!!

I think that I should have had the cool battle theme like Zen zen zen-y The zen looker Is waiting for the look of the zen One hand clapping without a plan Like the frikking ice beam

Bee tee dubs whenever I say +2 zen points that’s me giving you some of mine I can’t see when you gain zen points naturally thats for the universe to decide

I should be in the next dark world with zero explanation

Give a man a zen and he’ll look for a day Teach a man to zen and he’ll be looking for a life time