good night to all my beautiful numbers with pictures when you click on them
dreamed i tried la croix and really liked it. i promise to never let this happen!! is drinking la croix a thing people make fun of. i'm just posting this in case it is. if it isn't, just kidding
after my six-year identity crisis i have finally come to realize my identity as the Identity Crisis Guy
do people really care enough about golden axe to be mad about it being turned into a comedy. it's a goofy game that barely had a story in the first place lighten up *watches the trailer* oh
i like telling people the only bioware game i've played is the sonic rpg and watching them get out of bed and put their pants back on. they usually don't know what i'm talking about they just think it's a weird thing to say during sex. i think it's normal
matching with someone on a dating app who has pet photos, asking for the pets' names, responding "hello [name]" then unmatching
i have a decent guitar amp for the first time. is that how my playing has sounded this whole time. sounds like shit. anyone want to buy an amp + guitar
people don't believe me when i tell them we had boomering-throwing lessons at school in australia. no one believes me when i tell them anything. no point in even speaking. fuck it no more posts
every night i'm kept up by the fact i bought pizza with bitcoin in 2009. why did i have to order the eternal midnight diarrhea sauce
my entire life i've viscerally hated compliments and i've come to learn the way around it is to never do anything that could possibly incur one. everyone's yelling at me. they're telling me my shit sucks and is actively making life worse and i wouldn't have it any other way
you can tell a lot about a person from how they feel about lisa simpson. if they think she's blue then they're clearly colorblind. she's yellow dude. you missed the point of the show
my young daughter watched one episode of bluey then called me a cunt at the dinner table
one day one of these nonograms will result in the beautiful pair of breasts i deserve to see and i will not consider my time utterly wasted. until then i cannot recommend "mario's picross" for game boy
jumped out of my theatre seat when the train pulled in because i was embarrassed i couldn't follow the story and just reacted like everyone else did
i've spent years trying to activate the nude lara cheat in tomb raider 2 but my hands start shaking so much i fuck up the inputs
the last unpublished video i made was about fight club and i dreamed i got a cover for it in the mail that was like this
user@zephie.net · 2y agofound this in storage. anyone remember this classic
cool number trick: add 7 to your current age. haha got you idiot now you're 7 years older. life is fleeting
the only thing i wanted when i was 8 was to build a city of these. and a lava lamp. and $10,000,000. and dinner when i was hungry. and friends
a long time ago i got really high and watched a ton of masahiro sakurai's game design show and thought i could make the ultimate game, then i realized he already did that. i thought well i can at least make the air riders game. he was like not so fast
if i knew how to drive a car i bet i could train it to go real fast. everyone especially around my home looks so bad at it
i can't sleep without the fan on. i need the comfort of korean fan death being a possibility
the default joke about a hypothetical comically evil person is that they torture and kill babies and yet the majority of people would fight tooth and nail for their right to do exactly that as long as they aren't human
guy who lived to 150 shares his secret -- "i went outside for 3 minutes everytime the wii suggested i take a break"
coming to terms with the fact i'm now too old to band together with a couple of my friends and kill god. i suppose i'll just pace around this fountain and mention how refreshing the water is to anyone who comes by for all eternity
i love when someone hears i spent multiple years trying to get into my youtube account then suggests the very first thing they can think of. yeah man i know you spent dozens of hours in your life trying every avenue but are you maybe too stupid to have considered looking up "youtube account help"
oh is rei ayanami kart racing with sonic and spongebob? 🥱 whatever
user@zephie.net · 3mo agokeep thinking about rei ayanami kart racing with sonic and spongebob and laughing. i don't play fortnite so i'm not desensitized yet
hey man i saw you following this person and i thought you should know they were really abusive to Interactive Buddy in 2006