zephyra

@zephyra.zone

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🪄🐦‍⬛ goth crow friend photographer of birds minors dni wife of @gardenbehindthe.world if you like the simpsons check out @simpsons.zephyra.zone

my landlord stopped taking calls and has a machine answer now. it's deceptively good and i worry for older people. but what's particularly evil about it is that they even make it sound like an office, with people talking in the background and keystrokes when it's looking something up

oh my god. i have given this crow like six peanuts over the past hour. so just now he flies up for another but im busy applying sunscreen. so when im done i go to give him another and what's he doing? he got tired of waiting and pulls a peanut out of one of his stashes to eat. the greedy lil bastard

the decision of Rockstar Games in their hit PlayStation 2-era game Midnight Club II to show the opponent's inner dialogue followed by an outer dialogue was a baffling decision. this is funny but it gets weird real quick