i wanted a gem alert emoji me when I see takicafe, me when tachyon gets kissed, me when-

tachyon why the fuck are you green #umamusume #deltarune

5月に描いたカフェを少し書き直した物

I might've spent a bit too much on time on this. 🙃 #umamusume #rkgk #AgnesTachyon

Cafe? Are you listening to me, Cafe~? I'm getting to the good paaaarrrttt~!

recently started playing tf2 when an idea came to mind ❤️💉 #umamusume #ウマ娘 #agnestachyon #tf2

50/50 chance of Tachyon and Cafe beginning to date by either: A. Long and drawn out emotional confessions before acknowledging they like each other like that Or B. They’ve been clearly dating for months but both of them are oblivious through a combo of things slowly normalizing and denial

I really need to start checking the temperature outside before I get dressed for the day… my ass can NOT dress appropriately. I’m sweating buckets out here… :((

Agnes Tachyon Agnestachyon

ALT: Agnes Tachyon Agnestachyon

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Omg!! The workday?? done EARLY??!!!! It’s a miracle!!!

Agnes Tachyon танцует у музыкального автомата

ALT: Agnes Tachyon танцует у музыкального автомата

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tachy with a gun friend suggested i make this after seeing pics 2 and 3 pic 3 was my attempt at threatening myself into paying attention to class but i just made these instead lmao + alts bc i found this more entertaining than i should have #umamusume #umamusumefanart #agnestachyon #junglepocket

Sometimes when I wanna start walking I’ll lean my entire body forward as if I’m about to fall down and then just hope that my natural instinct of self-preservation will kick in and I’ll catch myself with my legs and start walking. The bit of adrenaline gives me a boost and motivates me to walk.

Just because I think it’s funny, alternate dialogue I wrote for this while noting down the idea but didn’t go with; Tachyon: "I see the serum somehow also adjusted your clothes as well… how interesting, but…" Cafe: "???" Tachyon: "It’s unfortunate" Cafe: "What??"

Critnuke@critnuke.bsky.social · 3d ago

Cafe, I need you to pick me up Cafe! It's really important for verifying the data, you know? Cafe? Caffffeeeee~?

Finally a day of training that I’m not sitting in a room for 6 hours… it only took until Thursday!

Agnes Tachyon Intense Smile

ALT: Agnes Tachyon Intense Smile

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More Tachyon baseball jersey cuz she looks cozy as heck.

Laundry day with Tachyon WIP

Got bored #ウマ娘 #ウマ娘プリティーダービー #umamusume

tachyon and pokke yuri for animachi market!! #umamusume

色紙(小) カフェ〜〜〜〜

Rutina mañanera. 🎨

another honse #umamusume #tmoperao #ウマ娘

A while ago, I saw a lot of people drawing Manhattan Cafe with short hair, but I never got the chance to try it myself until now. Ain't she cute? Last artwork before going on a short holiday; the horses and comms will resume soon. 🫠 Now I rest. #Umamusume #manhattancafe #fanart #ArtSky #VArtist

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ogutama comm yay!! ^_^ #ogtm #umamusume

I was scrolling through yt shorts about a year ago and came across one of those weird 3D animated videos where they summarize a random story and the opening line was “A man went to a place to retrieve an item” and it still gets me to this day. What a way to summarize a story…

Daria@zespydoodah.bsky.social · 2d ago

Thinking about how to make the most uninformative sentences… “This book about a subject was authored by an individual at a time and location.” Something like that…

Artist: yonedatomo mizu Media: umamusume Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/108012534

Similes (or just any comparison in general), but one of the items is the most non-descriptive, trivial instance of a thing… “That lecture was like that thing that happened in that place.”

Tachyon excitedly explaining something to you and not realizing she’s getting closer and closer until she’s practically on top of you and out of breath