dude i have so much shit to throw out. this sucks

service domme? more like a port jervis domme

im thinking about playing tons of fucking video games today just in case anyone was curious. just absolutely fuckin gaming

first order of business when i get the keys to the apartment: naked mud wrestling on the carpet

i want to go to ikea right now but i can't go to ikea yet because i don't have the keys to the apartment to put all the stuff i want to buy at ikea

awesome

epic win comics #8: halcyon days

help im tiny and small

help im tiny and small

oh yeah it's wellfleet oyster time

i got the apartment 🥹

i ate a lot of ham today im not acting right

sup

found my journal from my brief and ill-fated attempt to start writing my thoughts down a few years ago. this must have been right after i started hrt lol

meeting horny trans girls on dating apps is Based actually

you've heard of infodumping. now get ready for infokrumping

uh oh guys. my water broke. im going into labor

going to look at a cute ass apartment near the city tomorrow....manifesting success for me. i meet all the application requirements and it looks like a beautiful little 1br 1ba

stel pro??? well yeah of course she is

good morning my sweet baby neeky i love you

what the Fuck is derrick white posting on tiktok dawg

4 month followup complete. cleared for sex (which i was already doing oops). cleared for swimming. hypergranulation looks perfectly healed with no new areas popping up. recovery is officially Over

oh shit dude i forgot they opened a checkers in massachusetts. im gonna get a fucking big buford

plastic surgery. more like ass'n'tits surgery

one thing they dont tell you about bottom surgery is you gotta be airing that pussy out girl. its imperative. you cant be wearing underwear or pants or pajamas all the time you gotta give your pussy a free range home

there's a place off ocean avenue, where i used to sit and jerk off you

katy perry voice: it's a womans butt and we're lucky to be fucking it

me, booting up wow forever and playing through the night elf starting zone for the 4000000th time: yeah. fuck yeah. this is awesome. this is so sick

Queer pinball was absolutely magnificent tonight🥰 Such a thrill to have @zheanna.lol for the evening✨

i hate to be a bother but does anyone want to forcefeed me 4000 calorie shakes until i gain 40-50 pounds? no? okay