Ziggy Stardubs

@ziggystardubs.bsky.social

Twitch Streamer / United States | https://twitch.tv/ziggystardubs78 | Minecraft, Voices of the Void, open world sandbox games| My name is Ziggy and I’m the Captain of Minecraft. https://linktr.ee/ziggystardubs78

Robert Carradine was one of the oddest fellows ever. He looked like this dopey, nerdy guy, but once he took the glasses off, mussed up his hair a bit, and unbuttoned his top collar he became the handsomest devil around.

Imagine a store that decides the reduce shoplifting by arresting EVERYBODY that leaves through the front door, and then detains them for days and only releasing a fraction of the innocent people detained. In the meantime, all the shoplifters are sneaking out the back. That’s what’s happening here.

Random guy at a desk: Hello, Garcian. Let’s play Russian Roulette. Win, and I’ll teach you how to pick up women. Lose, and you have to kill the president. Garcian: *wins* Desk guy: * would rather shoot himself than admit he doesn’t know how to pick up women*

I do enjoy a good prank video, but when the prankster is taking 10 minutes to set up the prank while the victim is standing just to the side with their back turned, an the camera person is whispering for them to fix some detail over and over, nobody is buying it.

I would be like “Look, I’ve been wearing this blindfold for ten minutes, you’ve been making idle chit chat with me while filming me, I know my wife is behind me holding a large piece of paper, can we get this over with?”

Let’s be honest, if the shooter was liberal, we would be seeing screenshots of every social media post he ever made, but since he was conservative they aren’t releasing details at this time. The only thing they told us is his supposed trans girlfriend. Do the math.

You know, I love cheese. It’s one of my favorite things. Cheeseburger: excellent Cheesy fries: heck yeah Cheese flavored frozen drink: okay, you just went too far there I’m never gonna understand how anybody thinks the pickle slush at Sonic could have been considered a good idea