Zijjh - Blubber Bun Extrodinare
@zijjh.bsky.social
Born in the 80's. Funnier on the Inside. You can't believe I'm not butter! Married to an adorable Chipmunk @chippy1991.bsky.social
"curate your experience" means curating what you post to ensure you get the experience you want, too if petty drama and discourse posts take center stage over your art, guess what people aren't going to engage with your art, they're following for the petty drama and discourse talk
Okay... pet peeve of mine, when people in movies just like... gently pull a necklace off to hand it to someone else. Like that's not how necklaces work!!!!
I don't post a lot of belly pics publicly... but if we are friends and you ask...
When you accidentally down 2500 calories for lunch without thinking about it... oopsie doodle 😋
I live in fair decent sized city in southern Ontario, and yet it feel like I live in a furry desert, I swear everyone seems to be 2 cities away minimum
Today I walked 1.5 KM, fairly easily. To many thay might not seem like much, but given the fact I've had to work hard to recover from some debilitating knee problems over the past 2 years, I am beyond proud 🥹🥹🥹
Sometimes at work, to pass the time, I play a little game I call "Hide in the Bathroom as long as possible without arousing suspicion"
Thank the lord I was born into an Italian family. Family baptism celebration has had Ceasar Salad, Rice Balls, Calimari, 2 Pastas, Chicken, Pizza and a buffet table of desserts. Happy Belly indeed!
Why is clipping toenails a full body workout!!!
Its time once again for me to cosplay as an old-timey accountant
Fattytober Day 21: "Tight" Nico finally arrived to find that Pavel's problem is that he's fattened himself up to the point of immobility! Nico manages to lift poor Pavel's spirits a bit by breaking the good news of his promotion, and now the pair can hang out a bit more too :3 #fattytober #fatfur
Anyone have any recommendations for like little fun mobile games? Been looking for something decent.
Your alarm is set to wake you up in the morning My alarm is a reminder that it's time to stuff my face with 547 breakfast sandwiches. We are not the same
If we're friends.... you should definitely greet me like this...
Bell 🔔@bellbites.bsky.social · 4w agohow to greet your fat friends
Sometimes the right attention and compliment from an unexpected source can really put you in a good mood....
I like to think of myself as Fat and Classy.... or Fatassy for short
One of the perks of being a manager is I get to demand all my staff bring me food anytime Im hungry and if they don't, we'll then I get to "discuss" their performance with them... 😈
Nothing like a mouthful of bacon bits and gummy worms to make you feel alive! WHOAAA YAAAHH
I may not be able to impress with artistic or athletic feets, but I can get all the emblems in Sonic Adveture 2 and eat an entire pot of pasta without breaking a sweat so that's pretty cool
Dammit I can't believe another one quit, claiming it "unreasonable" for me to demand they keep be properly fed! How hard is it for someone to feed me 20000 calories of junk a day! Ughhh
Body listen.... I have to lodge a formal complaint.... waking me up at like 630 am, on a Sunday is unacceptable 😑
I hate driving in downtown Toronto. Its truly one of the circles of hell...
Im gonna be honest, I'm less then excited to go to a wedding tomorrow.... XD can wedding attire be switched to pajamas?????
Look I SWEAR, the only reason the bed is crowded is because of the 4 comforters and 13 pillows... yup no other reason....
There is a deeply satisfying feeling from getting a deep scratch at the bottom of my belly 😍
I need to make it clear... I am 90 hours in Fortunes weave and I JUST finished the 3 path of PART 1!!! HOW BIG IS THIS GAME!!!!
People have asked me for gaining tips in the past and the truth is, I got fat partially out of luck. I always had access to food, I have a large appetite, and I can eat a lot. That's it No gainer shakes or being fed, just a natural glutton who was fortunate to always have the resources to indulge.
