guy who says "have they explored each others bodies" and he means magic schoolbus style

Seeking to avoid bad press without defying their dinner-party friends, the BBC have replaced the Strictly contestant with an AI-generated Ann Widdecombe.

Does Youtube automatically add chapters to videos? The title accuracy is frankly improvable.

There are exactly two ways to become a BBC mainstay: 1) Attend one of the permitted schools. 2) Be Paul Merton.

headfallsoff@headfallsoff.com · 2d ago

sometimes you gotta shock an american a little by hitting them with the "no seriously, basically every single person on british tv went to school together"

"I don't know you!"

When my American friends discuss their local climates, they only mention temperatures that are either a) below fifty degrees, or b) above ninety degrees. I can only conclude, therefore, that the scale skips from forty-nine to ninety-one as a means of defying the metric system.

Local chip shops frequently opt for more profitable fare than fish.

Is it still a burger if the bun has been replaced with a section of onion?

Sunk costs? This landlord has incurred flushed ones.

In all probability, the tacos of Tajikistan are at least as authentic as any other sold in this land.

Free water. Includes 100% of a dog's RDA of sediment.

The Bank of England has raised interest rates in order to keep its roofers underpaid.

Dinner may be the meal for lovers, but breakfast is the meal that actually loves its devourer. Toast proves as much.

"Eat seasonal food", they say. How vapid an instruction—it is always food season.

"What's for dessert?" "Dessert." "Yes. What sort?" "Vanilla flavoured." "Vanilla flavoured what?" "Dessert." "Yes. What sort?"

Expert fajita kits, conversely, were soon discontinued.

Pallid grey ham can still be designated the finest in today's economy.

Today's freshness is the courtesy of the Vaseline Men.

Someone has invented aircraft Animorphs.

Has anyone lost a facsimile ET head, seemingly severed?

Were I a baker, I would also meld two distinct loaves within a single tin to create an absurd central crust-cleft.

I think there is an analogy somewhere in this photo.

Cash loans from the Burger and waffle outlet. The clearest of recession indicators.

Sega launched an official Sonic Discord server and it somehow killed Jeffrey Archer.

"this does not help your cause" -guy who hates your cause

Has anyone lost a rather unsettling item of "digi blast" headwear?

It obliges us to follow the letter of the law. Today's letter is "Q".

Dragonfly season has been prolonged.