My job just restructured and eliminated my position so I now feel safe saying fuck that place and fuck my stupid fucking bitch of a boss.
At 5:30 am I started my day by dislocating my thumb. Now at 10:00 pm i have ended my day by dislocating my toe. This hypermobile shit sucks.
I need more pictures of that evil fuck crying after losing the Stanley cup
Something about the way his toe beans are pressed on his face is so sweet
I got a new book and I was like "ugh I should shower before I read this, what a waste of time" and now my husband is laughing at me for calling showering a waste of time but I've been waiting for this book for years!!
Almost got hit by a wrong way driver. He was close enough that I could see his facial expression (completely neutral the entire time).
Way back in February I decided to by myself a new hoodie and matching sweats. The company had a deal where if you delayed delivery for a few months you got a huge discount so thats exactly what I did. Today im home sick and my new sweats and hoodie were finally delivered and I am so fucking comfy.
happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time
I went outside to enjoy the nice day and a bird pooped on my face. It got between my face and my glasses and landed on my cheek and now I need to rip my own face off
My son is meeting with a math tutor right now and i swear it's like when I accidentally turn the TV on a spanish station. I can understand some of the words but I am so lost
Thinking about the podcast I listened to where they were like ,"you never regret going to the gym. Even if you didnt want to go you leave feeling better" really? Because I just did an arm workout and now im filled with rage that my stupid body requires so much work. Its not even a very good body!
You know that one person at work who messes everything up because they have no clue what's happening? Something got messed up today & I made the assumption it was their fault, but for once they weren't the one who fucked it up! I want to email them congratulating their competence but its my boss
With 2 games left in the season, kis told us his wrist was sore but for sure not broken. Played the final 2 games. Wrist was in fact broken.
@bobinboulder.bsky.social checking in buddy, let us know youre ok.
Told my dad im looking forward to watching the women's hockey later and he immediately sent a bunch of spoilers. 😒
Accidentally ordered a very large cider. Told my husband im going to intimidate the rest of the hockey dads with it. So far I have seen one dad and he did in fact comment on it.
I've started secretly working out again. Starting really small in the hopes of not being struck down by the hyper mobility. Wish me luck
I just got scolded for showing up too early for an appointment. Check in time was 10:45 and I arrived at 10:43 am I crazy or is that actually a perfectly reasonable time to arrive?!
@amyisverybusy.bsky.social since I cant buy you flowers please appreciate these ones from my garden lasy year. The peach rose smells like candy
Thoughts to the Santa Clarita 12AA ladies hockey team. #sticksout
Fully frustrated, ready to lose my shit and my husband says "is this really worth being upset over?"
a woman in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flames
Alt: Mrs. White in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flames
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Watching this game counts as a workout i dont care what anyone says. My heart rate is elevated!
Just watched the most annoying guy in the bar crash and burn with his date and it was FABULOUS
After many years of this debate with my mother in law I have started cooking it in muffin cups. They are stuffins.
madeline odent@oldenoughtosay.com · 7mo agoUK English language survey!! If you make traditional stuffing for a roast, but cook it outside of the animal in a separate baking tray, what do you then call it? Thread for context but plz reply here with location/relevant info
4.5 hours until im off work and can start on my new book. It will feel like forever. @bradmeltzer.com
One of those days where its clear im so clumsy I should just stop trying to do anything
Forgot how much I truely love vegemite. Aussies please send me uses for it other than on toast.
Very nearly ruined the chili I was making when I went to throw in a dash of cayenne pepper without realizing the shaker cap was gone. Thankfully I realized just in time to stop from dumping the whole thing in.