Zippiner is a Dog 🐶
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💚 Parent 💚 Local Weirdo 🔞 NSFW Kinkster Draw me like one of your French Pups 💕 Here to shitpost about my bad opinions 🥂 I run Copybara 🎨 💍 / 36 / Non Binary / Poly (and not interested in you.)
This is the first time in like 3-4 weeks where I have woken up to a slow start to the day, and I didn't know what to do with myself so I laid upside down for an hour before mowing the lawn
every fiber of my being wants to bingewatch the great north, but I can't I'm trying to SAVE IT
Im stuck upsidown in my beanbag chair, folded in tightly like a taco, waiting for my partners to walk by and take pity on me and help me out :(
An unauthorized vendor has popped up on Bonfire Isle, attracting a group of newcomers to the bash. Several veterans are vouching for how good their wares are, could they possibly be steering the newbies wrong...? My entry for #STVBB26 week two: Mixology! #xellArt Timelapse: youtu.be/_NwCJ6DGvAI
Oh my beds how I have misses you. My beds with my beautiful memory foam pillows My beds with both my partners in them sleeping soundly!!!
I am here to assure you that when someone describes their pooping habits as "nearly orgasmic" it does in fact mean they are into butt stuff
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterdayOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
MERCH DROP TIME! My Anxious Dommes Social Club patch is BACK IN STOCK, along with two NEW COMPANIONS: the Society of Overeager Submissives patch and the "Switch" patch! Finally, FULL representation! https://shop.irisjay.net/collections/merchandise/products/sex-club-embroidered-patches
ALSO new to my shop: new vinyl stickers, including all three SEX CLUB designs, an inspirational Sybil "HAVE SEX AND CAUSE PROBLEMS" sticker, and our first-ever full-size bumper sticker! WOW. https://shop.irisjay.net/collections/the-scandalous-sybil-throat/products/qvp-vinyl-stickers
The first thing I do after I get home, unpack, start laundry, do dishes, and go food shopping is take a big ass fat rip off the weed pen
The true mvp on this bitch of the world is my hair stylist who simply let's me slip her a crisp 20 to shave my head once every 6 weeks
There's a stupid huge fucking fire on the drive to home and now I am playing the "pack up and get past it" game before it gets bigger and hits the highway proper Urgh
I really wish I wasn't having one of them "dont trust thoughts ster 10pm" kinda nights
Sweating nervously because I get home on a Tuesday Night, and by Wednesday morning I gatta impress my friends by tanking 10+ keys on wow, while running prints & stock count in the background
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jondi and I mistook someone's "My other ride is yoshi" bumper sticker for this earlier and almost crashed we were laughing so hard. Came home and made the dream a reality. I have a vinyl cutter, maybe I should actually make one for our car
Oh no the younger generation found the hot tub and are committing PDA with loud echoing squeals Oh to be young again Oh man do I wish I brought my headphones
Oh hot tub, gloriously quiet hot tub All to myself hot tub. So warm, so hot, so nice. Oh hot tub, I would sleep in you if only I could scuba dive
Man seeing someone a lot of my peer group follows make such a cruel and callous remark about a controversial dude seeking assisted suicide is so disappointing.....
I got such nice and amazing people in my life I get to do such a cool job, I get to meet so many people and idk how lucky am I man
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Seems that a certain troll, Senri, has let the bad food win. Which attracts the beach goers. Haline was the most upset about it! Talk about a bad day for a tummy ache! @faepixel.bsky.social @boggie.bsky.social @blastflight.bsky.social @zippiner.bsky.social and darliecharlie (discord)
OK the John deer protogen at awu got a good laugh out if me i love the concept of other types of protogen animals
hey now you're a smash mouth you crunch teeth hey now you're a small star you're a teeth man you'll go far
Our fundraiser and raffle are live and we already hit our first goal of $2k!!! 😱❤️❤️❤️
Stranglethorn Bonfire Bash 2026: August 27th-30th@stvbonfirebash.bsky.social · 2w agoOUR OFFICIAL FUNDRAISER AND CHARITY ART RAFFLE ARE NOW LIVE ft: OHKETEAU CULTURAL CENTER, a native-founded-and-run organization dedicated to uplifting indigenous voices as our charity this year! #STVBB #STVBB26 #warcraft givebutter.com/stvbb26charity Take a look at the prizes you could win! 👇
I get to be on a train tomorrow and im going choochoo about it