zoda coo

@zodacoo.bsky.social

she/her. illustrator, sculptor, game developer, former tattoo artist, future dragon

The bassline & chorus on Feel Good Inc. are like when a cartoon dog catches the scent lines wafting off the pie on a windowsill and starts floating towards it. But in this metaphor the cartoon dog is a middleschooler in 2005 with the "everything but rap and country" delusion. And the pie is MF Doom

SILHOUETTE MIRAGE (1997): Translation of JP Saturn version. Late 90s mixture of "wacky cartoon surrealism" and "vaguely Biblical apocalypse scifi" only has a few extant examples but they're all killer*. Core mechanic only kind of works but still good fun outside of soup boss *btw play ANGELINE ERA

Game design is cool to me bc it's architecture... you reach out and touch a wall and it stops your hand. You have to follow a path or walk around an obstacle to see where it leads or what it obscures. Difficulty, penalty, failure, these are rigid surfaces that exert normal force to define space

Tricking people into learning to 1CC games by giving cool medals for nCC clears counting down to 1 10CC: Gold 9CC: Platinum 8CC: Diamond 7CC: Rose Gold 6CC: Cool Gold 5CC: Pirate Gold 4CC: Sun Gold 3CC: Golden Diamond 2CC: Matte Black With Gold Trim 1CC: Demon God Gold

Gamer's tip: don't injure your achilles tendon! Hydrate well during even light exercise and don't over-tighten your shoes. Also if your heels hurt don't try to stand on your tippy toes to "stretch them out" like a fuckhead. Follow these gamer's tips and you'll be fragging with the pros

I think video games have killed the "scare factor" of powerful, menacing beings in horror. Cool there's a big naked guy made of smaller naked guys, last night I killed 999 of him with a high-level assault rifle and cooldown abilities. Meanwhile horror about weakness, waste & loss stays winning

Jokes on you freaks. [gesturing at the sun] Not falling for your trick. I'm going to be in my small air-conditioned room all day, drawing and playing Quake in the dark

Aud saw Goku cooking a wolf and determined that the "heart virus" that killed him as an adult was his incredible intestinal parasite load finally catching up with him

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Sometimes when you're drawing it's like all the knucklehead kids you ever been are lined up at the table and you start rapping on the pot with your ladle like Ok Dinners Ready You Little Shits

If I can armchairpost: its important to find whatever stupid crap you can use as accelerant on your creative process. XIV characters, bolt-action firearms, Spamton strapped into medieval torture equipment. The bucket of kerosene for your campfire. When discipline fails, hitch a ride on ungoverned id

zoda coo@zodacoo.bsky.social · 3w ago

Wish I had the discipline of that one dude who, near as I can tell, has been painting "Ran from Touhou if she was tastefully racked up" almost every week for the past decade. Bruce Lee quote about practicing kicks etc.

Wish I had the discipline of that one dude who, near as I can tell, has been painting "Ran from Touhou if she was tastefully racked up" almost every week for the past decade. Bruce Lee quote about practicing kicks etc.

:wishbone the dog dressed completely in black robes with a sick dog muzzle at a writing desk in a palace: Memory oppresses me. Having been reared among the torturers, I have never known my father or my mother. No more did my brother apprentices know theirs. From time to time....

Pathfinder 1E builds that make me giggle whenever I remember them: -Venerable low-con wizard who dies of old age at game start & explodes for party-wiping damage on death -Halfling shifter who hulks out uncontrollably when he sees his phobia (his own reflection) and wears a helmet lined with mirrors

Ellen has been introducing me to Slayers. The OVAs/movies with Naga are a blast. The ultimate foil for an arrogant knucklehead is an even more arrogant turbo-knucklehead

When you get home from work, cook yourself a meal while listening to a Susumu Hirasawa album. It's what I'm doing right now (Yakisoba stir fry; Aurora) so it's a good idea