this mf making me go to the gym smh

my womanhood was promised to me 3000 years ago

this is the stunt dick of a killer, bella

If you ever saw something you shouldnt have no you didn't and besides its a stunt dick

Zoey@zoeyxv.bsky.social · 2d ago

it's time I let you all know that I'm just cis with tgirl swag

it's time I let you all know that I'm just cis with tgirl swag

please tell my wife to stop hate scrolling losers

my house smells like vanilla spiced pumpkin and coffee 🙏

Rumple would go so hard rn

do nothing day at my studio, into the 4th game of commander for the night, dj outside on the street blasting music shits great

Sometimes I realize how much shit I do and I'm like damn that's a lot of shit

I will never find a replacement for shocktarts or sour chewy spree, will I

I land because I'm sex positive

Cal is Stitching & Cascading@caljones.com · last wk.

Sex positive fuck lands

Just saw a "James Talerico is for they/them, not you" ad and I'm fucking dyingfgffffgggg holy shit

she's literally the biggest, mostly pickiest brat in the world but for some reason she loves me

my wife says I throw too much ass

schadenfreude and sour candy I'm eating good tonight

Sour candy craving hit me HARD oml

heh

manifested too hard and now I'm a G cup 🫩 I just want my bras to fit 😭

DEMAND IT. TAKE IT. DO NOT SIT IDLY AND ALLOW LIFE TO NOT GRANT YOU WHAT IS YOURS.

Steph 🔜 Ottawa Weekend October 2-4@steelcitysteph.bsky.social · 2w ago

Life hack: Ask for what you want.

I pull because I care

I don't cook bacon while naked because I'm hot I do it because I'm a fucking idiot

Inside you there are two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona where we lay our scene.

jeff survivor

find you a girl that swoons over your once a year smoke

I'm trying so hard not to just pack up and move up to the PNW

is so prettyyyy

I like not having to wear makeup, and I enjoy working somewhere where I'm in the power position to not have to do too much in that regard But gawdamn I kill it when I actually wear it or do any kind of plussed look

You could do that and pretend nothing is happening! It works for a while and then you kinda just drown for a bit. But other than that it's great

Stellbound: Stellraiser II@antlervel.vet · 3w ago

I would simply like to live my quiet little life as a trans woman and buy fruit and sing and walk my dog and wave to my neighbors and watch movies and use restrooms without being the subject of a culture “war” where both political parties agree I’m a disgusting freak who doesn’t deserve civil rights

me irl