Zukaro
@zukaro.bsky.social
I'm a wax balloon robot fox. https://www.furaffinity.net/user/zukarotravon
Maybe it's just an AuDHD thing. I'm good with machines I'm terrible with people but I try my best and I get far too attached far too easily and I'm very sensitive and it's difficult for me to make a decision if both options are equally desirable but meaningfully different.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA >:v deliver me to water ;w; chlorinated water +w+
(just a normal mouthless robot fox in this one; albeit it has godlike powers, though perhaps inhibited at this time)
(a true story is I once had to decide what flavour of ice cream I wanted and I was fundamentally incapable of doing so; my friends had to decide for me because I was so bad at making a decision that the person serving the ice cream thought the problem was their English :vvvv )
I may be a balloon but I'm also still made of wax so I melt in the heat.
Zukaro got out of containment, now we're going back to the early 2000s via hypercube transit. m.youtube.com/watch?v=jWDf...
it can be dangerous for someone to leave when Zukaro is around because if Zukaro says "see you later alligator" all parties leaving from Zukaro's perspective will turn into alligators i.e. if Zukaro is the one leaving you still turn into the alligator because from Zukaro's perspective you're leaving
if anyone even looks at it wrong it'll slam back into the bunker because it has social anxiety
I'm made of wax. ;/w/; I'm gonna melt if you don't keep me somewhere cold. .////.
Despite being an entity beyond reality and able to manifest as something that is physically indestructible, I just can't help myself but be a balloon or made of wax. :vvvv
Zukaro usually manifests as something that isn't very durable at all, but Zukaro will outlast everything that will ever exist. It represents the pinnacle of human technology, existing beyond existence.
The mouth is optional but peeling it off like a sticker and throwing it on the ground might have unintended consequences. It's fine now the Earth can voice its opinion. It's not my problem anyway I'm off to Mars.
*I take all my friends with me when I go home, they're MY friends after all* 🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊
The sand castle doesn't actually grow your perspective just shifts as you approach. If you look behind you while approaching, the universe will appear orthogonal (i.e., distant planets will appear as close as the ground you're standing on, no matter the distance)
I kinda want a vacuum flask for soup now I have one for tea (I guess I do actually have one for soup too already but like a single bowl of soup in a vacuum flask is a waste of time I need a vacuum flask that supports multiple bowls and thus I have never used the one I already have)
