How do I get more nasty Stolitz filth on my feed I’m trying really hard #stolitz #helluvaboss
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦉💕🦎
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Yapping about Helluva Boss on here so my thoughts aren’t rattling around in my skull driving me to insanity. | She/Her | Stolitz, my beloveds 💕
“Poles out holes out” will live rent free in my head until the moment of my demise 🦉💕🦎♾️ #stolitz #helluvaboss
Mission Zero Helluva
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Got the pretty birb all polished up! Painting next! 🦉💖✨ Blitzø is almost done being painted, just gotta get a coat of matte varnish on him #stolas #3Dprinting #helluvaboss #fanart
The amount of rizz possessed by these three fuckers is staggering. If they banded together I believe they could topple most overlords through their sheer force of personality alone #blitzø #fizzarolli #barbiewire #helluvaboss
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
Helluva Boss: Moxxie's Intense Stance
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No, no. Answer the question Blitzø, how many cowboy friends *do* you have? Is it actually more than one? Where are you meeting all of these cowboys? #blitzø #helluvaboss #westernenergy
Stolas came off the printer absolutely zero issues on test print #1 I’m so proud of him 🥹 #stolas #3dprinting
Help I can’t stop playing Barbie dress up with my Stolas model. Need to figure out poses for all of these to make them into figurines #stolas #helluvaboss #fanart
This move right here is the most unbelievable shit I have ever seen in my life godDAYUM and look what it does to Stolas he is fucking dead on the floor, jaw slack full submission and me too babygirl #blitzø #stolas #stolitz #missionzero #helluvaboss
I just know Stolas is so fucking soft. Snuggling with him has got to be incredible #stolas #helluvaboss
Imagine if they announced a new short this week that would be incredible I would love that 🤩💕 #hellvaboss
The fact that Blitzø’s little pea brain auto corrects “Friendless Horse-fucker” to “Horseless Friend-fucker” and says it as though it’s the most disgusting insult imaginable is such a rich fucking text #blitzø #helluvaboss
LMAO Moxxie’s line delivery of “I’m afraid we have no choice sir!” in Seeing Stars, what a little thespian He’s so afraid of the big scary bird man but he’s being so brave 🥹 #moxxie #stolas #Blitzø #helluvaboss
I just realized right now today that the ears are to cover his horns, they’re not just a random accessory he thought was snazzy #blitzø #helluvaboss
Me to anyone who says “Blitzø doesn’t deserve a happy ending (with Barb, Via, Stolas, IMP, etc) just because he wishes for things to work out”. Like bro what are you talking about, he is working So. Hard. #blitzø #helluvaboss
Helluva Boss: Loona Angry at Moxxie
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I love it when I lock in and focus and get shit checked off my to do list but I hate when it means I neglect to take a break to eat and drink water 🫠
#nsfw #blitzø #moxxie #helluvaboss I HC that Moxxie’s dick is like 1mm shorter than Blitzø’s, but Blitzø isn’t just a petty bastard, he’s also a twin, and in much the same way the twin who’s older by like 2 minutes will dub their sibling “baby bro”, Blitzø has taken to calling Moxxie “baby dick”
I just posted this a few days ago but whatever I’m posting it again 😄 #stolas #helluvaboss
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Went to the ren faire yesterday and had a great time - danced to live music, had a turkey leg, saw some great horses, screamed for my champion at jousting, drank some beer, got some sun - it was awesome, and today my body is like “how could you do this to us?” 🫠😭
Me (doing my favorite activities in the world): haha I vaguely wish to be instantly obliterated on an atomic level
Hey sorry yeah happy YAOI day do you mind keeping an eye on this if I just set it here for a second? #stolitz #helluvaboss #boyskissing
I would give my left tit to see some Stolas & Fizz interaction in S3. Them talking about Blitzø in front of him like he’s not there. Fizz tells some embarrassing story about them as kids, Stolas complains about Blitzø’s horrible roommate habits. Blitzø slowly melts into the floor #helluvaboss
They make me sick. I think about them from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to sleep (I’m mentally ill it’s fine) they are perfect they are a mess I want them to hurt and I never want anything to happen to them they are everything to me Happy fucking YAOI Day to my boys 🦉💕🦎♾️ #stolitz
In honor of National Yaoi Day, who’s your favorite yaoi couple?
He’s the most perfect idiot to ever exist look at him sat there so focused on learning where to bite Blitzø’s tail to make him jizz his pants to notice his wife screaming about planning his demise right in front of him it’s okay babygirl your priorities are 100% correct #stolas #helluvaboss
#Helluvaboss #stolitz In the six months I’ve been here, the HB fandom has done more for my self worth than a decade of therapy ever did. Seeing hundreds of animators, authors and artists spending thousands of hours and writing millions of words about how two characters as flawed and messy as Blitzø
We need some positivity, so let's try something. I was writing with someone about why the Hellaverse is important to us. My text is about HB, but the Hazbin fans are also invited to do this, if you have something to share ❤️ you don't need to get so personal like me. #helluvaboss #hazbinhotel
Maybe this time I’ll go to sleep and wake up and it’ll be October 14th #helluvaboss
These two fucking clowns and their Heelys 😆 Also can you imagine them together in an As Seen On TV store? #blitzø #fizzarolli #helluvaboss
I love how in Oops, when Fizz finally starts helping in the escape attempt with his distraction song, his efforts still devolve into complaining almost immediately 🤡❤️🔥 #fizzarolli #helluvaboss #blitzø
Helluva Boss Fizzarolli
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