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@zyfetc.bsky.social
disorganized documented splatoon disincompetence -- compilation of writings here: https://www.notion.so/zy-f/zyf-s-public-splatoon-content-f944b7220b78413381b530e81ded1344 xp2900 player for @hdfoodgroups.bsky.social https://www.youtube.com/@zyfetc
won journey's end 14, ggs to all we played #compsplatoon
@hexenhxn.bsky.social · last wk.From a balance perspective Splatoon hasn't been this bad in years. The devs actually messed up big this time. If you want advice on how to play this meta, you either become a part of the problem or log off until the next patch
I have opened an individual-focused practice server for High-Level 8s. Access is a privilege given by being a respectful, skilled, and active player. Attached are the various ways to access, some rules, and important info about the environment I'm envisioning. If you qualify, dm me for an invite
in the worst world, the following weapon is best in its class: shooter: 52 roller: dynamo charger: liter slosher: bloblobber splatling: hydra dualies: glooga brella: tent blaster: cblaster brush: painbrush stringer: wellstring splatana: wiper #compsplatoon
zyf@zyfetc.bsky.social · 3mo agoin an ideal world, the following weapon is best in its class: shooter: nzap or pro roller: carbon charger: pencil slosher: bucket splatling: mini dualies: dapple or vdualie or cds brella: recycle (or vbrella) blaster: range brush: inkbrush stringer: reeflux (or bow) splatana: stamper #compsplatoon
won journey's end episode 4 holding zr strong bracket: sendou.ink/to/3884/brac... ggs to all teammates: stan @splatana-stanp3r.bsky.social tini @gvictini.bsky.social exnor #compsplatoon
I coach Healthy Diet Food Groups now (More educational content) youtu.be/zrsYDk17OeQ
What are Gaps and How to Take Them in Splatoon
YouTube video by Jared
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in an ideal world, the following weapon is best in its class: shooter: nzap or pro roller: carbon charger: pencil slosher: bucket splatling: mini dualies: dapple or vdualie or cds brella: recycle (or vbrella) blaster: range brush: inkbrush stringer: reeflux (or bow) splatana: stamper #compsplatoon
The educational content people want from top players youtu.be/H8g2bm3-Amc
How to Use the Map Properly in Splatoon
YouTube video by Jared
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dont mean to alarm our 3 fans but please understand that hdfg is currently regressing to midlevel, thx for your patience
it's been a long time since i could just play the game and magically get better without having to think about it too hard
the counterpoint is not that jp is just better the counterpoint is that jp is 8 billion times bigger, so they get more good people if we're talking about top-level we have like...maybe 4 sloshers. we had max 3 sblasts. forget "off meta," we barely have anything on-meta \
Echo@starry-echo.bsky.social · 3mo agoMost Area Cups have had 1 or more weapon/comp on podium that the west hasn’t even conceived. We’ve seen: roller, brush, squiffer, bow, 96, even coolerless + vbrella So when I read “omg stamper won, the meta’s saved,” I have to ask how someone can possibly believe splat comps are close to solved
i dont think the average comp player understands how much better the truly elite players are at this game like, at every weapon, on every mapmode
asked to be suggested to +2 bc im tryna understand how red dapple should be played on comp please consider supporting a baby cooler user who wants to become a good modern 2026 support player (i will actually try to be active) thank you that is all
