Visiting a friend today, wasn't it nice of them to offer me the breast seat in the house~? #SecondLifeNSFW #FurryNSFW #Furry

I've been too exhausted to Super Fuckin' Cool lately. Sadly, I've only been able to muster up enough energy and time to be Really Cool. I've let my adoring fans down, I'm so sorry. You all deserve the coolest Zee. *does a sweet backflip and dabs* Yolo Swag, my fellow cool kids.

Am I *really* violating your rights as a person if you love what I do to you~?

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What if I just spend all day yapping whatever thought pops into my head? It's my day off, who's gonna stop me, the Fun Police? I'm a crime boss! Fuck the police! ...especially if the police are hot ladies with big... nightsticks. Yes, that's what I was thinking. Cute bois with big weapons too.

Crime 101: DO NOT POSE FOR THE CAMERA AT A BANK HEIST IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A PROPER HIDEOUT OR AN ALTER-EGO YOU CAN USE IN PUBLIC. That's for advanced criminals and villains. You'll just get caught faster and be mocked for it on the local news. Start small, leave a calling card or always use a mask.

I think scalie kobolds are better than furry kobolds.

"Not a drill"? Well maybe it should be. Maybe it SHOULD be a heavy duty drill with a bit that can penetrate a highly reinforced metal panel so I can access the wiring to break into the vault. "Not a drill"... unbelievable. How unprepared and unprofessional of you. YOUR THERMITE WILL TRIGGER ALARMS.

Absolutely AMAZING piece done by my very dear friend @goagandbat.bsky.social I'm Jazzee now! Doot doot~♡ Go give them love and maybe your money too if you want, they're incredible! Tell them you think they're sexy! Woo!

A Bank Heist just isn't complete without stealing the pens they keep on those little pellet chains, y'know?

Rail The Slime -OR- Ride The Slime What team are you on~? #SecondLifeNSFW #SlimeGirl

I already love her so much uwu #SecondLife #SlimeGirl

My new slime gal janitor I made for SS13 stuff is taking a lunchbreak in the maintenance halls. She left a wet floor sign out by that suspiciously white puddle, not her fault if you step in it before she's finished. Her name's Starla Sanbelle :3 #SecondLife #SlimeGirl #SS13

Someone posted one of those "pause to see what you get" memes in my server and instead of just letting it stay at the thing I got, I decided to put in more effort than I should have probably. Ya'll better show up to my concert, or I'm burning down your 3rd favorite food place... ònó

Another one of those days where looking for an old comment on a server leads me to finding an old photo. #SecondLifeNSFW #SecondLifeFurry #FurryNSFW

Uh oh, @elyblanche.bsky.social hasn't had her gamer supps yet... better watch your step around her today! (Ely's gonna kill me sooner or later, this plush template doodle is too much power for someone as silly and impulsive as I)

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Oh wow! Now there's Special Edition Tiny Tophat Ely Plushies! So cool!

Zerox "Zee" Zygatto@zygatto.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Ely is now a marketable plushie! Collect all 3, Basic, Silly, and Grumpy Ely! Wow! So cute and snuggable! It probably can't eat you! Or maybe it can, who knows! Legally, you can't sue if it does, so nyeh~ Buy yours TODAY! So soft! So thicc! So many catchphrases! @elyblanche.bsky.social is cute!

Ely is now a marketable plushie! Collect all 3, Basic, Silly, and Grumpy Ely! Wow! So cute and snuggable! It probably can't eat you! Or maybe it can, who knows! Legally, you can't sue if it does, so nyeh~ Buy yours TODAY! So soft! So thicc! So many catchphrases! @elyblanche.bsky.social is cute!

I have decided that toasters in Britain are called British Electric Bread Crisping Boxes now.

Also here's my friends robot maid as I see her. Heh. Toaster.

Scribbles of @riddleoflightning.bsky.social and @latenightnoir.bsky.social I did to try and distract me from how much my foot hurts. I crave death, but only doodles appear. Truly, a tortured artist am I.

You never know what you'll find in a boarded up room while exploring the Maintenance halls on a station. They warned you about red flags, but no one said anything about red LIGHTS, right? Go on... Turn off the security... boot her up...~ #SecondLifeNSFW #SecondLifeFurry #FurryNSFW

Gasp! Something that isn't Zee! How rare! My new cyber scalie, no name or story yet. Just had to get the design out. The goal is to use her on SS13, because I really want to get back into that again. Maybe you have some ideas? (Alt Text for funsies~) #SecondLifeNSFW #SecondLifeFurry #FurryNSFW

@techbnuuy.bsky.social is a hungry bun who hungers hungrily for meat! YOU ARE MEAT! Run before the hungry bun meats you and becomes temporarily maybe not so hungry! He'll claim it's for science, but it's just for lunch!

Villainy Tip: Take at LEAST three hostages! You might get hungry during negotiations.

My dear sweet @latenightnoir.bsky.social requested an "All On Display" photo, and I just couldn't deny spoilin' them~ #SecondLifeNSFW #SecondLifeFurry #FurryNSFW

Photo of a friend taking center stage on the runway. #SecondLifeFurry #Furry

I guess i draw possums now suggested by @zygatto.bsky.social who commented on my recent post about me not knowing what to draw ^^' idk if im out of my art block yet tho

@riddleoflightning.bsky.social gave me a welding kit for Boss Appreciation Day! I will now make this everyone else's problem :3