I really love that it took 48 other funks for them to get to funk 49

question: which is the “right” way to wear this ring? picture 1 or picture 2

one of our C level execs shows his pronouns in Zoom (great!), and he lists it as “he, him, his, himself, hisself”

thanks to reels I’m now watching Couples Therapy and I hope this Mau is miserable for the rest of his life

the last two years the gardeners have planted a ton of sunflower seeds here on the property and none have even sprouted fml

What’s it like to wake up and feel refreshed and motivated?

“Poast thru it, poast thru it” and then I do and you all are disgusted and mute the thread 🙄 jaded vets the whole lot of you

also wanna note that every time I’ve not given motoman the benefit of the doubt or suspected the worst I’ve been wrong, and so me needing to hang with him and his friend cause I have trust issues is a perfect example of it directly backfiring on me cause I had to eat something terrible

Liver Milk. Connecticut’s newest third tier jam band.

It puts the liver in the milk

Buffalo Bill and Precious in Silence of the Lambs

ALT: Buffalo Bill and Precious in Silence of the Lambs

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I feel like today’s tales have really brought us all together again after whatever yesterdays drama was

Coming soon to Dicks: Lot Sushi, Liver Milk, and Costco Baklava

benzy spears@zzbenz.bsky.social · 2d ago

you’ve heard about lot sushi, but have you heard about LIVER MILK

you’ve heard about lot sushi, but have you heard about LIVER MILK

omg I can’t believe I forgot to mention that after taking the liver out of the milk SHE DRANK THE FUCKING MILK

benzy spears@zzbenz.bsky.social · 3d ago

Like she soaked that shit in milk and it honestly seemed like she’d never made it before so idk why she insisted but yeah I see why it get a bad rap, that was pure trash.

I’m having a snickers for breakfast cause i fucking earned it

no you don’t even understand how bad it’s gotten. I will literally do something and the whole time be thinking about how the skeets are gonna crush or it’s good improv content. so maybe im the problem its me.

I didn’t even mention the part about how after I told her I wasn’t into it she was like “it’s actually better when you make an organ cake, like with the liver and heart, and (I forget the other thing) and mix it all up like a meatloaf” ok sure queen

Aren’t you all glad I just be living for the plot and posting about it?

ok I also wanna note on this liver and onions story that she also didn’t know how to caramelize onions (so why are we making this meal?!) and also there was no flour in the house to coat them before frying so she used… pancake mix

so moto man had a female friend visiting from silver city - she came to the improv show, which I was glad about because obviously I need to see/read this vibe and the good news is immediate I was like “oh yeah he would not be into her lmfao” (sorry for being an asshole but true)…

ISO DICKS FIELDS plz

ISO 2x Dicks floor passes or Fri or Sat or both 🙏

so logged off today I didn’t realize there was a star of the day until just now

How to Lose Friends and Deinfluence People.

thank god improv daddy’s gf was there so he didn’t get the chance to say anything inappropriate to motoman 😅

motoman is coming to an improv show tonight (I’m not in it so he’s accompanying me)

If I don’t like something it means none of you can like it either!!! And you liking it offends me!

Google Maps has decided that there are two traffic lights on my dirt road

i just wanna be able to sit down and apply my makeup but no