Kelsey 🪲🏴☠️
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On this day in 1973, “The Great One” was enshrined in Cooperstown.
There is a player on the LA Queens, Brittany Apgar, who has a limb difference and traveled back to Illinois from receiving her first ever batting prosthetic *today* and is 3-for-3 in her first game playing with one. Incredibly cool.
about to start the day but just watched the entirety of this baby turtle’s first journey to sea on TikTok and feel renewed vigor to take on the day. maybe you’ll like it, too sound on is a must
inject that Esmerlyn Valdez diving catch straight into my spirit
Wizard Elmo in Fiery Chaos
Alt: Wizard Elmo in Fiery Chaos
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who woke GMBC up?? look at all these new bullpen guys for the pirates
gonna be hearing the mlb network trade alert sound in my nightmares tonight
If you live in Philadelphia, I'm teaching a free class (with free stickers!!) on how to score a baseball game at Val's Lesbian bar next tuesday! Please come!
mike trout walking into the angels clubhouse tomorrow like
Patrick Star: Who Are You People?! (SpongeBob)
Alt: Patrick Star: Who Are You People?! (SpongeBob)
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i wish i had something more profound to say but it was way too soon to have to say goodbye. We’re all so lucky to have had you in our lives
no cheating. post your lock screen.
No cheating. Post your lock screen.
bro this rain delay-not-delay in Cincinnati is just embarrassing, what the hell are they doing
the dodgers and the teams that let the dodgers do this are all on the same side in baseball's upcoming labor war
saturn is in gatorade and whatever haunts the infield seems to enjoy messing with the dbacks, there is hope
[me telling my story how the Pirates came back from 6-0 down in the 8th to send to extras] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the ginkel] was the ginkel there?
PIRATES OFFENSE IS AWAKE THE BALLPARK FANS ARE GIVING SEWALD THE 2013 CUETO TREATMENT
Call An Ambulance But Not For Me Meme
Alt: Call An Ambulance But Not For Me Meme
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when will the pirates stats guys learn Triolo should be in his chrysalis preparing for pumpkin spice Triolo szn, not killing an 8th inning rally in July
yay I don’t have to get out the “here lies the pirates, they never scored” image twice in one week
2x All-Star 2014 Heart and Hustle Award winner Beloved Bucco 𝐏𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫. 🔗 mlb.com/pirates/news...
done playing video games for the evening, lets check in on the pirates *opens MLB app, closes MLB app* can’t leave these assholes unsupervised for even one night huh