Getting high off being vulnerable, it’s a fucking trip

I think I’m ready to gauge my ears

There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this

Politely..can cache valley residents stop pretending Herms Inn is good? We have like 3 food places worth a damn and that ain’t one of them

I’m so fucking tired of lifting these heavy ass pavers

“Generations of us have enjoyed driving out to this secluded little perch for sucking face, and now this giant corporation wants to make it some sort of growth investment,” said longtime Fredericktown resident Diane Moseley

Small Town’s Make-Out Point Purchased By Multinational Make-Out Conglomerate

FREDERICKTOWN, MO—In a move many residents of this tight-knit community say jeopardizes the beloved scenic hideaway, a multinational make-out conglomerate announced Tuesday that it had purchased the s...

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Places I cried today: Hwy 89 (Perry) Table 25 (Ogden) Nice

So the neighbor bobcat is back. I’m convinced this thing is a bobcat though I’m not expert. it’s massive and has spotting on the tail and belly.

Just realized I’m going to use my pickled serranos in my green salsas going forward

Adult Man Genuinely Inspired By AI Video Of Lion Wearing Rolex https://theonion.com/adult-man-genuinely-inspired-by-ai-video-of-lion-wearing-rolex/

I need to follow some more Jazz fans ahead of the season. Plz send help

I’m sitting here thinking I might do another batch

Almost got a peregrine and a hummingbird in the same shot but naturally they’re both too fucking fast so I didn’t

If your not juicing your limes by hand squeezing, work on it

Study Finds There Aren’t Enough Occasions Where You Get To Eat Rolls https://theonion.com/study-finds-there-arent-enough-occasions-where-you-get-to-eat-rolls/

Beer is good

< The “everyone gets what they want” dinner scene from Signs

Doug Beer. I’ve pitched 3 no hitters on PBR alone.

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your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals

Nothing mind fucks your perspective on time more than having kids and watching them grow up. Shit man, I’m still a kid. wtf is the moon

Supposed to be cleaning the deck but the falcons are going wild in the yard. So I’m not cleaning the deck.

POV

everyone algorithm assigned to me is just pure Darryn Peterson at this point

The last time I was this excited for summer league Morris Almond was gonna be something.

I struggle to eat breakfast most mornings, but I usually meditate twice before lunch.

Making potato salad obviously

flexin on these hoes with a 5 lb bag of pine nuts

Did I mention that I ordered some Indian food? Because I'm pretty excited over the fact that I will soon be eating Indian food

I need to follow some more Jazz fans ahead of the season. Plz send help